Guys - what kind of woman would you like? (attractive, partner, personal)
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Someone please cover my innocent eyes! This thread has taken a detour along the wicked path and my chaste-ness is in jeopardy!
Oh, woe is me...
*At which point LK concedes that some sassyness is good but too much is not,lights a cigarette and reflects while humming the songs "Desperado" and "Here I go again" that best make him think that sometimes it's best to reshuffle deck and draw a queen of hearts instead of the queen of diamonds,and figuires that cookies he makes for himself can taste as good as any made for or given to him"
Someone please cover my innocent eyes! This thread has taken a detour along the wicked path and my chaste-ness is in jeopardy!
Oh, woe is me...
Allow me, fair maiden: I shall stand betwixt thee and those that would give thee cause to blush. I shall provide cover for thy eyes lest they see that which is unseemly and their beauty be darkened, somewhat. For the salvation of thy honor I will stand fast, firm and forever.
OK, looks like the lion is too distracted to tell me what the hell he was talking about... Carry on... not important.
Well even I being my horndog self and known for being able to change any wholesome thread into one filled with erotica and sexual innuendo was actually for a change asking really about your baking skills with cookies but seeing as you say you can't bake I guess it is up to me to put some Pilsbury in the oven for 10 minutes so we can feast on some yummy hot gooey cookies while we read CD
-Chokes on yogurt once sentence is translated and picture is viewed-
Girl needs to put those away...
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