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If y'all promise not to laugh, I'll share a story that fits in this thread about a guy I met on craigslist - in the STRICTLY PLATONIC section. It was a first and last date. (I have since realized that guys on craigslist think "strictly platonic" is code for "women who are only pretending they don't want to jump in the sack with me but are truly really dying for my beef baloney".)
If y'all promise not to laugh, I'll share a story that fits in this thread about a guy I met on craigslist - in the STRICTLY PLATONIC section. It was a first and last date. (I have since realized that guys on craigslist think "strictly platonic" is code for "women who are only pretending they don't want to jump in the sack with me but are truly really dying for my beef baloney".)
rotfl absolutely true...."man sausage" I've actually never had bad date experiences. They've all been cool when I compare them to most on this forum. Were the guys quality people? Not really.
The part where I said you could stick a lump of coal up his *cough* and it would come out a diamond was edited.
Guess someone doesn't like diamonds. LOL
Maybe they thought it was a case of plagiarism (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)? OK, so that was quite a stretch on my part to rationalize the deletion. Whatever the case may be - it can't be the diamonds!! Nobody doesn't like diamonds!!
If y'all promise not to laugh, I'll share a story that fits in this thread about a guy I met on craigslist - in the STRICTLY PLATONIC section. It was a first and last date. (I have since realized that guys on craigslist think "strictly platonic" is code for "women who are only pretending they don't want to jump in the sack with me but are truly really dying for my beef baloney".)
LOL about his foot fetish. Maybe he was thinking quid pro quo ,where he sucks on your toes if you would eventually suck on his something else.
About first dates, they can be fun. In fact, some people like them so much that even after they're married, they continue to go on first dates. However, their spouses usually do not approve of such behavior.
True, true, LOL And who knows? That could have happened if he had been a little more eloquent about his offer LOL
Ohhh I know those people who still go on first dates AFTER they are married
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In fact, some people like them so much that even after they're married, they continue to go on first dates. However, their spouses usually do not approve of such behavior. 
