I'm drunk..... (guys, Chinese, children, mature)

[eatfastnoodle]

and I found out I'm too old for tailgating parties. Funny when you are drunk, all kind of crazy thoughts just fight to squeeze themselves into your head, now I'm think about taking the skydiving class I have been telling everybody I want to take for ages, and I'm thinking about putting more smiles on my face when I go to work so that I won't be considered such a dork by my very nice colleagues, maybe partying and drinking binge aren't as bad as I thought, I rarely got dizzy, never got really drunk, yet tonight is the best night I have for a long time simply because I chose to mix Martini with beer, oh, I'm so relived of all the sh*t going on in my life, I'm so freed from all the psychological shackles I put on myselves just to conform to what society expects me to behave, I'm so hungry, guess I have to microwave some leftover Chinese food for late dinner...............

[artsyguy]

^ do you live in a 3rd world country or a very conservative part of the USA?

[mrstewart]

Is this sort of like drunk dialing???

[artsyguy]

isn't that one of your hobbies?

Originally Posted by mrstewart

Is this sort of like drunk dialing???

[SmerkyGrl]

Originally Posted by artsyguy

isn't that one of your hobbies?

Rude much? Most of your messages lately have been lacking in respect and reeking of an attention-seeking prepubescent who thinks his remarks are oh *so* clever...

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by artsyguy

isn't that one of your hobbies?

Too many Reese's Peanut Butter cups tonight, Artsy??

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by SmerkyGrl

Rude much? Most of your messages lately have been lacking in respect and reeking of an attention-seeking prepubescent who thinks his remarks are oh *so* clever...

Not to worry, he and I have a feisty banter...usually I am not offended

[eatfastnoodle]

so you guys didn't have to trick 'n treat with your kids and you guys didn't have a force yourselves to attend some immature parties to make yourselves feel less of a loser?

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by eatfastnoodle

so you guys didn't have to trick 'n treat with your kids and you guys didn't have a force yourselves to attend some immature parties to make yourselves feel less of a loser?

Yes, I took all of my children Trick or Treating...and we go to parties all the time and I never feel like a loser...maybe you should go to bed...

[eatfastnoodle]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

Yes, I took all of my children Trick or Treating...and we go to parties all the time and I never feel like a loser...maybe you should go to bed...

I have anther lame-ass party to go to tomorrow, yet I don't feel like sleeping......