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11-19-2008, 08:41 AM
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First Date Stories? The good, the bad, the funny\wierd...?
Ok, lets have a little fun with this one....
The good: First date that started with just dinner plans and lasted 8 HOURS (with no significant funny business) 
The bad: First date that talks about having jumped on some of her son's friends. 
The funny: First date that asks me how long I've been divorced....and I'm widowed. So, I say..."I'm not!" which almost gets me maced before I can deliver the punch-line. |
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11-19-2008, 09:45 AM
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Check back over my posts.. you will find the "toe licker" date.. yeah not so much funny haha but funny weird... and now that I think about it - just not funny at all LOL
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11-19-2008, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by andreaspercheron
Check back over my posts.. you will find the "toe licker" date.. yeah not so much funny haha but funny weird... and now that I think about it - just not funny at all LOL
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You need to find a toe-licking emoticon and start using it in posts here....  You would be a legend!  |
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11-19-2008, 09:58 AM
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Constantly reinventing my life....
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Originally Posted by Mathguy
You need to find a toe-licking emoticon and start using it in posts here.... You would be a legend! |
"would be", ahh man! I thought I already was! LOL I know, it would be so funny to have that emoticon!!!  |
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11-19-2008, 02:13 PM
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I remember going out on a first date with this girl. We went to have dinner, had a few drinks afterwards and I had it all set up like planned. So we went to a more "private" place to consume the lust and desire that has been building up. So after the second round, we were relaxing and all. I started to have the chills, and over the next 20-30 minutes I developed a high fever because she said I was burning up. So she actually had to drive me home and put me in bed.
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11-19-2008, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Cat
I remember going out on a first date with this girl. We went to have dinner, had a few drinks afterwards and I had it all set up like planned. So we went to a more "private" place to consume the lust and desire that has been building up. So after the second round, we were relaxing and all. I started to have the chills, and over the next 20-30 minutes I developed a high fever because she said I was burning up. So she actually had to drive me home and put me in bed.
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Wow, that was some fast acting bad juju you contracted....  |
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11-19-2008, 03:04 PM
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Wow, that was some fast acting bad juju you contracted.... |
Either that or it was the greatest sex I've ever had that she actually extracted the defenses out of my body. |
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11-19-2008, 03:16 PM
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Either that or it was the greatest sex I've ever had that she actually extracted the defenses out of my body.
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I am starting the Mr. Cat fan club based upon your recent posts. |
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11-20-2008, 09:20 AM
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I am starting the Mr. Cat fan club based upon your recent posts. |
By all means do! |
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11-20-2008, 09:41 AM
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I wanted to impress a gal one time, took her out to a real swanky place and discovered at the end of the night I had forgotten my wallet and had to borrow the money from her. She never called me back.
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