Do other men have this same attraction in women? (girlfriend, love, attracted)

[ertily]

I noticed that I have always had an attraction for women with flat heads. I am not talking of gently curved pates. No, I mean women whose noggin is perfectly flat across the cranium. For some reason I find them highly desirable.
First there was Cheryl, my girlfriend in college. I met her in the summer between my freshman and sophomore years. I was working construction and she was hired by the company to verify the chalk lines. It was her job to walk underneath the line and if it didn't smudge then it was considered level. We dated for several years but after graduation she went to work for the flat earth society as a consultant.
A few years later there was Julie who I thought "was the one" for me. We got along splendidly, doing everything together. She had blue eyes, slender arms, a stable disposition and auburn hair that did little to disguise the evenness of her scalp. We were talking of getting serious and planning a future together but it was not meant to be. We went on vacation one summer and I lost her to Butte Montana. As soon as the flatness of the city horizon came into view I could tell she was not the same. Her eyes gleamed, she took on a reddish glow and a symbiotic trance came over her - almost like she found her other half. Soon she melded into the terrain and disappeared into her destiny.
They say opposites attract and maybe that is true. I have always been a well rounded guy with a zest for growth, fresh insights and depth while the women I seem to find myself attracted to are just - level headed.
I can't say it has been a bad thing. After all there are several advantages. First, they add balance to the ying and yang of my eventful life. Second, I have always found women with flat heads are easy to corner, both literally and figuratively. Figuratively, in that it is easy to debate them with arguements that don't roll off their heads. Literally, it is a great advantage during coitus because their heads in a corner provide great stability and traction for our intimacies.
So the rest of you guys can have your celebrity look-a-like women. For me nothing but a flat headed woman will do.

[StuckPA]

I don't like women with flat anythings thanks
Actually I don't even care for the ones that try to walk with those books on their heads,means they're too stiff for me

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by ertily

I noticed that I have always had an attraction for women with flat heads. I am not talking of gently curved pates. No, I mean women whose noggin is perfectly flat across the cranium. For some reason I find them highly desirable.

And you can rest your drink on their heads while...., too, right?! Eureka! That's been around for ages.

I like men with pyramid-shaped heads. I find it's easier to hang my coat on the pointy part.

[Aylalou]

Kinky! Sorry couldn't help it.

[20yrsinBranson]

Originally Posted by ertily

I noticed that I have always had an attraction for women with flat heads. I am not talking of gently curved pates. No, I mean women whose noggin is perfectly flat across the cranium. For some reason I find them highly desirable.
First there was Cheryl, my girlfriend in college. I met her in the summer between my freshman and sophomore years. I was working construction and she was hired by the company to verify the chalk lines. It was her job to walk underneath the line and if it didn't smudge then it was considered level. We dated for several years but after graduation she went to work for the flat earth society as a consultant.
A few years later there was Julie who I thought "was the one" for me. We got along splendidly, doing everything together. She had blue eyes, slender arms, a stable disposition and auburn hair that did little to disguise the evenness of her scalp. We were talking of getting serious and planning a future together but it was not meant to be. We went on vacation one summer and I lost her to Butte Montana. As soon as the flatness of the city horizon came into view I could tell she was not the same. Her eyes gleamed, she took on a reddish glow and a symbiotic trance came over her - almost like she found her other half. Soon she melded into the terrain and disappeared into her destiny.
They say opposites attract and maybe that is true. I have always been a well rounded guy with a zest for growth, fresh insights and depth while the women I seem to find myself attracted to are just - level headed.
I can't say it has been a bad thing. After all there are several advantages. First, they add balance to the ying and yang of my eventful life. Second, I have always found women with flat heads are easy to corner, both literally and figuratively. Figuratively, in that it is easy to debate them with arguements that don't roll off their heads. Literally, it is a great advantage during coitus because their heads in a corner provide great stability and traction for our intimacies.
So the rest of you guys can have your celebrity look-a-like women. For me nothing but a flat headed woman will do.

It's also a handy place to put your beer when receiving oral sex, I'm told.

20yrsinBranson

[J Arp]

I'm confused, on which axis are you talking about? x,y,z....her forehead, top of her head, her face?? Can you give us an example of someone relatively famous?

[StuckPA]

Sounds like Herman Munster syndrome...(sorry)

[ertily]

Originally Posted by J Arp

I'm confused, on which axis are you talking about? x,y,z....her forehead, top of her head, her face?? Can you give us an example of someone relatively famous?

Terry Gross of WhYD Public Radio. What a hottie flathead.

[JeepGirl118]

Originally Posted by ertily

No, I mean women whose noggin is perfectly flat across the cranium.

Huh?

What kind of nose? You mean, like if a normal person were to push there nose in hard with their finger and flat? Like a Gorilla? Baboon love? I'm so not understanding this.

[JL]

I've never met any woman with a flat head, though i saw one on Star Trek once.