Has your sence of humor ever gotten you into trouble?

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by sms0511

NIIIIIIIICE! I'm sure a psychiatrist would like to get her business. So.... why is she this violent? Apparently, from the fact that your husband got hold of her hand (when she attempted to smack him), he had a pretty good idea of how she is.

Why is she that way? What's her upbringing like? Is she one of those "black sheep" in the family?

I really don't know how to answer all of your questions...

They were raised with the "silver spoon" in their mouths, but I wonder if her's was not put somewhere else The sisters were spoiled rotten and treated my husband like he was their child...he is the youngest. So essentially, he had 3 mothers.

I have never heard other stories of her being aggressive, just nasty and hateful.

She is the middle child and always needs attention and will do whatever she needs to get it...she is loud, boisterous but is always trying to sell you on her virtuous ways hahaha!!

She would die a thousand deaths before she ever sought any help. She also has MAJOR control issues. She and her husband used to weigh their first childs diaper! We called it the "input/output" chart...wacko!

[kygman]

I think that very next Christmas after the "engagement biting" you should have bought her some Alpo!

I, too, have been known for my many pranks and sarcasm, but I got my ex-wife good (when we were still married). Hadn't been married a year yet and were in the bedroom watching TV one night. I acted like I had gone to sleep. A little snore every now and then, moved around like I was trying to get comfortable, etc. I could peek out of the corner of my eye to see if she was paying attention to me. About 10 minutes later she was having trouble holding her eyes open. All of a sudden I jumped towards her, not really a yell but more of a "roar" and acted like I was going to bite her shoulder. She screamed louder than I did and ran into the other room. I have never seen her cry that long before! Guess who didn't sleep in the bedroom that night? I missed her and tried to get her to come back in but she wouldn't! lol

[JonathanLB]

Sure, I guess. I mean I think most things are funny, and other people are depressing, overly sensitive PC drones of society, so they don't think anything is funny. But I know in person what jokes to tell around who, and if it's in my house and some friend of a friend is offended, I could care less, get the heck out of my house. All of my friends tell similarly awful jokes and we all laugh, so it's just a matter of who you are around. I wouldn't make inappropriate jokes around people I barely know. I keep it tame and polite.