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12-09-2008, 04:28 PM
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Accessory to Public Urination
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Virginia
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When do I qualify as a "virgin" again???
Or did I re-qualify when I was married???
Jeezus it's been over a year now.  ..... Seriously......
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12-09-2008, 04:30 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: California
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You're Rhett Butler...sweep her off her feet, carry her up the staircase, and have your way.
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12-09-2008, 04:38 PM
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Accessory to Public Urination
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Virginia
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<curtain opens..... Rhett is feeding the 6 month old>
Rhett - 'Boy it's only 7 PM and if I can get this baby full and sleeping and then get our daughter to bed this'll be the night!!!!
<baby falls asleep and Rhett takes him up and puts him in crib>
Rhett - 'Okay, one down one to go!!! Bonnie Blue is tired because she didn't nap at daycare again, so this last one should be easy!!! '
<Rhett goes down stairs to find little Bonnie already passed out on couch>
Rhett - 'YES!!! Okay, move Bonnie to the bed.... Night, night...... Only 8:15 PM, Now where's Scarlett???'
Rhett - 'Ah, there you are.... Kids are in bed let's go upstairs!!!'
Scarlett - 'I'm tired... I guess we can....'
Rhett - 'Gee, such enthusiasm.... '
Scarlett - 'I promise sometime this week we will....'
Rhett - 'Okay, I'll be over in the corner holding my breath, okay???'
<Knowing that the possibility of getting both kids in bed by this time is darned near impossible, Rhett faces the inevitable...... That this will never happen again..... >
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12-09-2008, 05:46 PM
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Moderator
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"Time for shopping!"
(set 2 days ago)
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Tennessee
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Have faith...keep trying!  |
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12-09-2008, 05:47 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Allergy Hell
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I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found you
Last edited by SandyCo; 12-23-2008 at 10:43 PM..
Reason: copyright violation; only post a a couple of lyric lines, please
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12-09-2008, 05:50 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Rhett Butler isn't supposed to be a virgin. He's supposed to be a scalawag. Hence his appeal.
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12-09-2008, 05:52 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: California
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So it's really the kids who are the problem? Get rid of them for awhile (surely the grandparents will take them off your hands for a weekend?). I notice that whenever married people complain about not having sex, they also have children. Married people without children - is lack of sex such an issue for you? Just wondering...
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12-09-2008, 06:04 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Houston, Tx
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Good grief, you guys and your sexless marriages are making a bad case for me ever getting married!
Forget this crap!
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12-09-2008, 06:20 PM
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Thats it and thats that
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cackalacki
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Aww Rhett....  |
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12-09-2008, 06:21 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Allergy Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhett_Butler
<curtain opens..... Rhett is feeding the 6 month old>
Rhett - 'Boy it's only 7 PM and if I can get this baby full and sleeping and then get our daughter to bed this'll be the night!!!!
<baby falls asleep and Rhett takes him up and puts him in crib>
Rhett - 'Okay, one down one to go!!! Bonnie Blue is tired because she didn't nap at daycare again, so this last one should be easy!!! '
<Rhett goes down stairs to find little Bonnie already passed out on couch>
Rhett - 'YES!!! Okay, move Bonnie to the bed.... Night, night...... Only 8:15 PM, Now where's Scarlett???'
Rhett - 'Ah, there you are.... Kids are in bed let's go upstairs!!!'
Scarlett - 'I'm tired... I guess we can....'
Rhett - 'Gee, such enthusiasm.... '
Scarlett - 'I promise sometime this week we will....'
Rhett - 'Okay, I'll be over in the corner holding my breath, okay???'
<Knowing that the possibility of getting both kids in bed by this time is darned near impossible, Rhett faces the inevitable...... That this will never happen again..... >
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I suggest you go, um, 'downtown'. That should get her going no matter how tired.
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