The Official Ask Mr.Cat Anything Thread. (gay, internet, alcohol)

[yankeegirl313]

Do you drink beer, wine, or the hard stuff?

[J Arp]

Why when I am hungry I keep going back and forth between the fridge and the pantry in hopes something new will appear?

If olive oil is made from squeezing olives, then what is baby oil made from?

Why does it burn when I pee?

[nitokenshi]

what's the meaning of life?

[Tropical Trouble]

When will the stock market hit 14,000 again?

[DontH8Me]

Originally Posted by nitokenshi

what's the meaning of life?

Let's not waste Mr. Cat's time with repeat q's - he already answered that one (check post #46).

Next!

[amanda0808]

i need to do laundry but i'm feeling lazy. what should i do?

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by amanda0808

i need to do laundry but i'm feeling lazy. what should i do?

I won't tell anybody if you wear them again.

[Ron.]

Mr. C,

have you ever thorwn a shoe at an elected official?

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by Ron.

Mr. C,

have you ever thorwn a shoe at an elected official?

That was hilarious watching Bush duck those shoes.

He's pretty quick on his feet, I must say.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by J Arp

If olive oil is made from squeezing olives, then what is baby oil made from?

Out of reps for ya, but that's funny!

Originally Posted by Tropical Trouble

When will the stock market hit 14,000 again?

In another lifetime...?!