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Old 12-19-2008, 07:36 AM
 
Location: Va Beach
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[SIZE=2]As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:


A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.


If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.


Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.


Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.


Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.


Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.


Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.


Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little "Oint! Oint!"


Andy Rooney from 60 minutes is a really smart guy!
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:29 AM
 
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You know what makes 40-something women hot? Self-assurance. They know what's what, and make no bones about it. All the self-centeredness and neuroses of their teens, 20s, and 30s have been left behind. Mostly.
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:52 AM
 
Location: In the real world!
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little "Oint! Oint!"
I LOVE this one.. Darn near covered my monitor with my coffee when I read that one!
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:11 AM
 
Location: SC
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My 40's have been the best years of my life. If it got any better I couldnt stand myself! hehe

I hope my body holds up to let me enjoy my 50's on up!
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:15 AM
 
Location: Bergen County, NJ
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That old hag is still alive ?! Has he trimmed those eyebrows yet or what ???
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:01 PM
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Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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I love Andy Rooney. He is so right about women over 40. It's our time to celebrate life. Woo hoo.
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:23 PM
 
Location: Where we enjoy all four seasons
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My 40's have been the best years of my life. If it got any better I couldnt stand myself! hehe

I hope my body holds up to let me enjoy my 50's on up!


If you like the 40's then you are going to LOVE the 50's.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:52 PM
 
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You know what makes 40-something women hot? Self-assurance. They know what's what, and make no bones about it. All the self-centeredness and neuroses of their teens, 20s, and 30s have been left behind. Mostly.
I have to wonder. Many just can't seem to get over the fact that they aren't the magnet for guys they once were and resent every percieved slight. They can be extremely neurotic.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:53 PM
 
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I fear turning 40, but I'll have to keep these things in mind for when the day does come.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:57 PM
 
Location: San Antonio
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I have to wonder. Many just can't seem to get over the fact that they aren't the magnet for guys they once were and resent every percieved slight. They can be extremely neurotic.
Who says we are not a magnet anymore ?
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