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12-28-2008, 01:56 PM
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Senior Member
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"Back On Track And Feeling Good."
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In Mike And Lisa World:)
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What A Woman Wants In A Man
I know we have done this before but this is on the lighter side. My how our wants change as we age.
What a Woman Wants in a Man
What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) -----------------------------------
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)-----------------------------------
1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)----------------------------------
1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)----------------------------------
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)----------------------------------
1. Breathing
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12-28-2008, 05:39 PM
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Now an Arkie!
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hot Springs, AR
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LOL This is great. A fun post.
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12-28-2008, 05:39 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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I must have been attracted to someone who hadn't read the list!
She found some other things. Was she just being picky?
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12-28-2008, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: USA
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LOL...good one.
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12-29-2008, 08:05 AM
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You must be the change u wish to see in the world-
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sunny Az
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Hahahaha that's cute!
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12-29-2008, 10:15 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Munich + FL, 32082
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OMG - we're close to age 52! 
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12-29-2008, 10:20 PM
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When Irish eyes are smilin'...
Status:
"he FINALLY proposed and I said "YES"!"
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in love with life!
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Great post!
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12-29-2008, 10:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by younglisa7
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
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I laughed very hard at this! That's my favorite one... 
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12-29-2008, 10:51 PM
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Uber Wolf
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Some place very cold
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I would like to ad flossing to that list somewhere.
I think it's important.
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12-30-2008, 12:20 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Back in New York
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Funny post but accurate. Both sexes seem to lower expectations with age.
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