Funny Thoughts or Stories....

[Jude1948]

Christmas Eve, my four year old granddaughter was so excited yet knew Santa would not come unless she was in bed asleep. A rainstorm was beginning She was still up when suddenly a clap of thunder hit right above their house. My son said "oh, oh Santa is here and you are still up". She ran for the bed and shut her eyes tightly. My son went downstairs to wait a bit. Then he and his wife heard her in the bathroom and calling mommy for help. Mommy went up to help and just then another clap of thunder. Ashley cried "Oh No he's back!" She then she fast waddled back to bed with pj bottoms around her feet. They waited for another half hour and my son sneaked upstairs to see if she was asleep. She saw a shadow and said "Who's there?". He said it was "just daddy". She replied "Oh nuts!". She finally fell asleep and Santa arrived.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by PassTheChocolate

LOL....good ones!

My son was about six. I was in my room getting ready to go out to a formal function with my boyfriend, who was waiting with him in the living room. I walked into the living room and my son gasped, looked at me wide eyed and said "Mommy you look like a princess!". Boyfriend says, "She looks beautiful.". My son turned to him and said "Duh, princesses ARE beautiful.", then turned to me and said "Where did you find this genius?"

He didn't leave his bedroom for a year.

That IS cute! Kids do say the darnest things!

[tag08]

My nieces are probably the funniest people I know. I live in Las Vegas so when my nieces and I were playing Monopoly, the younger one asked me if I'd like to buy a hotel for my property since I live in one in Las Vegas.

They live in California and I guess it confused her to know that I can either drive or fly out to visit them so she asked me how I got my car on the airplane.

For a time, I lived in Reno. On their way to vacation in Alaska they stopped in Sacramento. Of course I drove the two hours to go visit them. When I got to their hotel, my older niece asks me "Is this Reno?" I told her no, that it was Sacramento. My younger niece then says, "I HATE Reno!" I ask her why since she's never been there. She looks dead in my eyes and says "Do you ever see the police officers driving around?" Keep in mind that my brother-in-law is a big Reno 911 fan.