What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse? (dance, sleeping, people)

[stan4]

She coulda just farted into the cushions...

[carlitasway]

DH and I aren't shy at all around eachother. I wish he'd take his farts somewhere else though. I'm always want to pass out from his

[Greenchili]

Originally Posted by stan4

She coulda just farted into the cushions...

LOL We eat healthy round our house and farts are just a part of
our lives. If we couldnt fart around one another, wed just...die.

Greenchili

[stan4]

Do what my ex did, Green...make sure there's plenty of Beano to take before heavy fiber/veggie intake!

[artsyguy]

Then the cushions would have a putrid odor....

Originally Posted by stan4

She coulda just farted into the cushions...

[JustJulia]

Originally Posted by carlitasway

DH and I aren't shy at all around eachother. I wish he'd take his farts somewhere else though. I'm always want to pass out from his

You and me both! He takes infuriating pride in the sounds he produces.

[LaoTzuMindFu]

Originally Posted by beowulf7

................ what do you refuse to do in front of him/her?

1. I refuse to let my wife catch me drinking beer number three. She thinks it'll make me fat if I drink too many and she gives me hell about it.

2. I refuse to blow my nose in front of ANYONE. Even at work, I'll get up and go to the restroom to do it. I hate when people blow their noses.

3. Balance my checkbook. We both have separate accounts and one joint account that we use for the houses (mortgage, upkeep, repairs, improvements, etc.). The other accounts we use for ourselves.

4. I wont let her catch me watching "Estudio 2" which is a tv show on the local spanish channel with hot bikini babes and awesome camera work.

[LynnePatrice]

Originally Posted by beowulf7

I saw this article on CNN:
What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse? - CNN.com

I think bathroom stuff should be done behind closed doors. What do you do in front of your spouse that some may consider weird and what do you refuse to do in front of him/her?

Pick my nose, poop or fart!

[restorationpromise]

Do anything you both are comfortable doing in front of each other - fart, pis, pic nose, take a dump .........

[carlitasway]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

You and me both! He takes infuriating pride in the sounds he produces.

I don't care about the sound, in fact if he makes the sound, I'm usually safe from the stench. It's the silent but deadly ones that kill me. And then he gets mad when I spray Febreze on his backside.