Code Words (dating, marry, girl, sexy)

[Hungry For Cheese]

Great one Ion...lol

[mommax3plus2]

Slim--halle barry (catwoman)
Average-- tyra banks- currently
A few extra pounds-- missy elliot
Athletic--- serena williams
Curvy-- queen latifah
Voluptuous--beyonce- pre diet
Ample-- oprah pre diet

[CountryLuvinWoman1]

I think men just plain put more emphasis on looks then women do. Women are more into finding someone that is compatible with them as to where so many men look at the outside package before they do the inside, then they complain when they are stuck with a nagging insecure lots of baggage used to sleep around do drugs no sense of humor no sense of self worth but very pretty woman..

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by IonRedline08

I look more for other code words in the ad that are HUGE red flags

Looking for man that loves kids= I want to be popping out a baby in 10 months, or I have 3 kids that you will find out about after I have sucked you in to my vortex

I can stay in or go out= Who can't?

I love all kinds of music= I love crappy music, like Nickelback, Hinder, Country Pop, American Idol. I know I said I love all kinds of music, but I hate rap, country, metal, techno, electronica, reggae, folk, hard rock, light rock, classic rock...but I love all kinds

Looking for a man with a job and a car= made lots of poor choices before, and probably is codependant

Not sure what I am looking for= If you have a big wallet or a bigger "sausage", she will be interested.

Looking for someone who can "keep it real"= been lied to a lot and will be up your ass and making accusations every minute

I want someone who will love me for me= obese, obnoxious, ogreish, drug abuser, alcoholic, or any or all of these.

Not just looking for sex= looking for sex, put out on second date, or the first date with two bottles of wine.

I love to go out to eat= can't cook

I enjoy fine dining, antique shopping, weekend trips, escapades, etc= loves to spend your money for you

Looking for someone who likes to cuddle= very clingy, will be up your ass every second.

Looking for someone who understands me= I am crazy, or have very weird views on life

Not seeking a sugar daddy= Looking for a Sugar Daddy

I don't care how much money you have= it is about how much money you have.

Guy's love my curves/call me cute/say i'm pretty/say I have amazing eyes= I haven't figured out that guys will say anything to get me in to bed, even if I am fat, gross, or smelly.

I love guys that smell good= makes my smell less noticeable

Looking for someone that likes to party/can keep up= I use drugs/like to get smashed 5 times a week/one bender away from going on Intervention

Not looking for anyone that is abusive= probably has a crazy ex-husband or boyfriend that may attempt to kill you

Don't be married= I am, only one of us should be

I travel on business a lot= I probably have a girl in every city, including my wife in this one, and my step-family in Omaha

I could go on.....

Pretty good dictionary!

My personal faves are the half-pictures with somebody's arm hanging on their shoulders. Some are even halves of wedding pictures! What IS wrong with people?!

[IonRedline08]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Pretty good dictionary!

My personal faves are the half-pictures with somebody's arm hanging on their shoulders. Some are even halves of wedding pictures! What IS wrong with people?!

I really enjoy the "myspace emo shots", you know, the from up top picture of yourself. Shows the face and chest (for women), typically. Used by very chubby or obese girls or guys to

A. Hide their quadruple chins
B. So you see their face only, can't see the rest.

Typically, they show up 50-100 pounds more than they let on. trust me...I know....

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by IonRedline08

I really enjoy the "myspace emo shots", you know, the from up top picture of yourself. Shows the face and chest (for women), typically. Used by very chubby or obese girls or guys to

A. Hide their quadruple chins
B. So you see their face only, can't see the rest.

Typically, they show up 50-100 pounds more than they let on. trust me...I know....

You guys keep talking about these pictures and I'm not sure what they look like. I'll have to try and take one of myself.

[IonRedline08]

I'll find one

[Hungry For Cheese]

Originally Posted by mommax3plus2

Slim--halle barry (catwoman)
Average-- tyra banks- currently
A few extra pounds-- missy elliot
Athletic--- serena williams
Curvy-- queen latifah
Voluptuous--beyonce- pre diet
Ample-- oprah pre diet

I don't mind that list.........BUT....a huge BUTT
Queen Latifah is curvy????????? Beyonce is voluptuous......I think you have those two backwards IMO.
Missy has more than a few extra pounds...she can fall under "fluffy"....perhaps Sanaa Lathan has a few extra pounds? Not sure.

[IonRedline08]

Ok.. here is a good example.. these are from my photobucket and are not copyrighted in any way

This girl, I used to work with her. She used to be kind of cute, but has packed em on lately..

Here is the emo shot
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/NauticaZ24/laura1.jpg (broken link)

Here is the real deal

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/NauticaZ24/laura2.jpg (broken link)

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

You guys keep talking about these pictures and I'm not sure what they look like. I'll have to try and take one of myself.

I've seen tons of them on myspace...not sure why they use them though - I always thought they looked silly.