Women Are Like... a joke also
[SIZE=2]...the stock market[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2] ...computers[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...saran wrap[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Useful but clingy.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...horses[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...parking meters[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...fax machines[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...political campaign contributors[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...refrigerators[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...blue jeans[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]...country western songs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot. [/SIZE]
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