Have you ever accidentally farted on a date? (older, daughter, years)

[funymann]

Originally Posted by outspokenpiehole

OMG this thread is crazzzzzzzzzzzzzy! why do people think farting is so funny anywayz...................whatz the big farting deal ?

Cause they are all different that's why.

Some are the silent and deadly...they worst kind. Could kill.

Some are like a small air leak and your ears perk up but you still aren't sure what the heck it is or where it's coming from.

Some are louder where you can hear a muffling sound and someone is smiling while it is making the sound.

Some are flat out loud where you can hear it across the room.

Some are loud with a hint of..."Oh my god did you wet yourself?!?"

If you can't laugh at something like this thread...you are waaaay too stressed. Loosen up an enjoy!

[yankeegirl313]

Beer and egg farts! Yummy!

[Sprawling_Homeowner]

Of course! I just do it quietly AND in open spaces... hard to hold it during dinner.

Which is why sneaking to the bathroom is always a necessity.

[Threerun]

Originally Posted by funymann

Cause they are all different that's why.

Some are the silent and deadly...they worst kind. Could kill.

Some are like a small air leak and your ears perk up but you still aren't sure what the heck it is or where it's coming from.

Some are louder where you can hear a muffling sound and someone is smiling while it is making the sound.

Some are flat out loud where you can hear it across the room.

Some are loud with a hint of..."Oh my god did you wet yourself?!?"

If you can't laugh at something like this thread...you are waaaay too stressed. Loosen up an enjoy!

Don't forget the 1st year trumpet version! The kind that warbles like a 7th grader learning to play for the first time!

[justhere]

Originally Posted by Buttweak1

My friend and i were walking through downtown Baltimore and he kept saying "wait stop" and then farting really loud and then laughing like crazy. Finally he went to far and said "wait stop" and pushed one out with all his power...only problem was that air was not all that came out...I laughed at him so hard and told him he got what was coming to him. He then went into a pizza hut and went to the bathroom came out and said he droped his boxers on the floor...man I would hate to be the person who had to clean that up.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[tijlover]

Whenever I fart, wherever, NEVER accidentally, I turn to the nearest person and say: THAT was S-O-O-O rude! Now apologize to me, RIGHT NOW! NEVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

And just the WAY I say it, and with that deadpan, serious look on my face, it leaves them momentarily wondering: Did I, or didn't I?

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by tijlover

Whenever I fart, wherever, NEVER accidentally, I turn to the nearest person and say: THAT was S-O-O-O rude! Now apologize to me, RIGHT NOW! NEVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

And just the WAY I say it, and with that deadpan, serious look on my face, it leaves them momentarily wondering: Did I, or didn't I?

My dad said he once pulled that on an elevator.

[artsyguy]

That is just not right dude.

Originally Posted by yankeegirl313

Beer and egg farts! Yummy!

[LexusNexus]

Originally Posted by funymann

If so....let's hear your story! What did you do? What did you say?

Do you fart in front of your spouse?

Are you kidding?

I have never farted while on a date. What kind of guy does this? Incredible. Also, there is no way that I would do that to my wife. How inconsiderate. Certainly a sure way to get her on the road to leaving my repulsive arse. No, absolutely not.

[coffeeaholic]

lmaoooooo you can tell which of us are from the South!