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This wasn`t a date, but my husband and I were....having sex!
It was embarrassing, but thank God it didn`t stink!
I imagine it has to happen to everyone even just once. I have done it he has done it. We jsut laugh becaue there is nothing else you can do. when I get nrevoue or embarressed sometimes I just laugh.
One time after sex, the girl I was with cut one. She was asleep, but I was still awake. I never said anything to her about it though. I'm sure I've done that in my sleep as well, but no one's ever told me. I'd prefer not to know.
I didn't even know girls or women passed gas until I got married. My wife is not shy about these matters.
When asked why she never farted, my mother told me, "She was taught to breathe through her nose and that only mouth-breathers pass gas." She was so lady-like.
If you grew up in my house, you had to learn to defend yourself!
I have 2 basic farts. One sounds like 'Gorp' and one sounds like 'waaack'...it depends on how I am sitting on my fat arse! lmaoooooooo
However, I can be a lady. The boyfriend I just split with & I went almost 2 years without a toot. (But the last couple of months, he did - then said excuse me) which I was floored by! I grew up with brothers & 2 sons - that is almost unheard of for me!
If I or hubs had to leave the room to fart, we would never see each
other. Been farting around each other for 27 yrs. We eat healthy so
its just part of life.
What is funny is when a girl farts and then right after makes a noise to distract or coughs...like we are so dumb that we cannot tell the difference between a chair noise or a cough and a fart...haha
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My wife is not shy about these matters. 
