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Old 03-13-2009, 10:36 AM
 
Location: Miami
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WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

Pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

Huge bxxbs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking with friends.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:37 AM
 
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Originally Posted by mrstewart View Post
Do women like losers who do not work and are jerks or do they like guys who work hard and are nice guys??
neither they like a confident man who knows how to be a man (rough and rugged) and knows how to treat her like a woman (even if that's on a primitive caveman-ish type level).
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:09 PM
 
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Classic, absolutely classic!

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Originally Posted by induhvidual View Post
WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

Pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

Huge bxxbs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking with friends.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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