What type of MEN do WOMEN like? (gay, family, call)

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

Well, I have a nice husband who works hard and makes a good living but I thought I may want a change

OH yeah, me too! I mean, what kind of loser did I marry, sheesh, a hard working, good man, who I love more than anything. Screw him, I was thinking maybe I could find myself another married man, who's got it all, but maybe just a tad lonely at home, and we could meet every Wednesday morning before work and he can stick his horse in my stable

[mrstewart]

1) picks his teeth at the dinner table.
2) smells like rotten fish.
3) sits in a lazy boy with his hand resting in the top of his pants.
4) his idea of a nice date eating a tv dinner and watching COPS.

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by artsyguy

I think Tommy Lee is single

OH OH WAIT- Bret Michaels, we can do the Rock of Love, Married with Children, MILF Bus

[artsyguy]

Or he could ride his limousine into your garage or he could park his jumbo jet inside your airplane hanger?

Originally Posted by MonaLisaVito

OH yeah, me too! I mean, what kind of loser did I marry, sheesh, a hard working, good man, who I love more than anything. Screw him, I was thinking maybe I could find myself another married man, who's got it all, but maybe just a tad lonely at home, and we could meet every Wednesday morning before work and he can stick his horse in my stable

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

1) picks his teeth at the dinner table.
2) smells like rotten fish.
3) sits in a lazy boy with his hand resting in the top of his pants.
4) his idea of a nice date eating a tv dinner and watching COPS.

Hey, Al Bundy is mine

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

1) picks his teeth at the dinner table.
2) smells like rotten fish.
3) sits in a lazy boy with his hand resting in the top of his pants.
4) his idea of a nice date eating a tv dinner and watching COPS.

I might have to turn and bat for the other team when you lay out such tempting prospects.

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

I might have to turn and bat for the other team when you lay out such tempting prospects.

I knew you had it in ya'!!

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

Do women like losers who do not work and are jerks or do they like guys who work hard and are nice guys??

Do ya take me for a simpleton or what...?! I like my jerks working, preferably better than average jobs!

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Do ya take me for a simpleton or what...?! I like my jerks working, preferably better than average jobs!

Now see, that's a totally different thread, honey

[mrstewart]

Ooooh, I want a guy that likes to "dip" or "chew"...now that's what I call HOT!!!