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Old 02-06-2010, 09:11 PM
 
Location: Duluth, Minnesota, USA
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KAPPA males are known for their love of cucumber, and willingness to do anything to obtain it. The word "kappa" in "kappa male" does not originate from the Greek letter, but from the Japanese word for cucumber, which is "kapa". In terms of dating, kappa males tend to do well on the first date, but their partners are scared off by their obsession with cucumbers, which is bound to enter their conversation at several points.

MU males are fat, sometimes ridiculously fat, almost resembling a cow, which moos. They are self-conscious of this, and though wanting desperately to lose weight, never do, or do, but rebound to 110% of their former weight. Never getting a date because of their weight, they are always depressed.

PI males are obsessed with having three of everything: three children, three cars, three shirts, and so on. However, they are also obsessed with NOT having more than three of anything, unless the thing is fractional, in which case they will diligently try to have 3.1415... of the thing. Quality is no issue; the three cars could be a '89 Festiva, '82 Chevette, and '90 Escort, the three shirts may have holes and tears. Only quantity matters. In accordance with their nature, pi males also want three girlfriends; their dating is generally smooth until one finds out about the other, breaks up with him, and tells the others of his polygyny.
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:18 PM
 
Location: Silver Springs, FL
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freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:23 PM
 
Location: The Mango Tree
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You forgot about Epsilon. They really, really like cotton candy and whales. And sometimes, when they get bored, they'll go outside and hunt jellyfish barehanded.
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:24 PM
 
Location: Silver Springs, FL
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More, more!!!!!
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Old 02-06-2010, 10:14 PM
 
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PI males are obsessed with having three of everything: three children, three cars, three shirts, and so on. However, they are also obsessed with NOT having more than three of anything, unless the thing is fractional, in which case they will diligently try to have 3.1415... of the thing. Quality is no issue; the three cars could be a '89 Festiva, '82 Chevette, and '90 Escort, the three shirts may have holes and tears. Only quantity matters. In accordance with their nature, pi males also want three girlfriends; their dating is generally smooth until one finds out about the other, breaks up with him, and tells the others of his polygyny.
Ah, Life of Pi.
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:37 AM
 
Location: somewhere close to Tampa, but closer to the beach
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You forgot about Epsilon. They really, really like cotton candy and whales. And sometimes, when they get bored, they'll go outside and hunt jellyfish barehanded.
Cotton candy??..blue please... hey Squidward..look what we caught..Like this one....
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:39 AM
 
Location: The Mango Tree
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Cotton candy??..blue please... hey Squidward..look what we caught..Like this one....
I love cotton candy. It takes me straight back to my childhood days of going to the state fair, and I LOVED - still love - state fairs.
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:49 AM
 
Location: somewhere close to Tampa, but closer to the beach
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I love cotton candy. It takes me straight back to my childhood days of going to the state fair, and I LOVED - still love - state fairs.
I am now compelled to find some tomorrow lol!! Ding!!, theres a date idea.. have some as dessert while having a picnic under the stars, at the beach...anyhow, i couldn't tell you which fraternity some of my buddies back in Lawrence belonged to but they were the guys up at 4 am playing texas hold em..after working the door at the our night spot..good times
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:53 AM
 
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I dated those three losers.
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:55 AM
 
Location: The Mango Tree
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I am now compelled to find some tomorrow lol!! Ding!!, theres a date idea.. have some as dessert while having a picnic under the stars, at the beach...anyhow, i couldn't tell you which fraternity some of my buddies back in Lawrence belonged to but they were the guys up at 4 am playing texas hold em..after working the door at the our night spot..good times
Hey, sounds like a great time to me!
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