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03-17-2009, 02:13 AM
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Memorable pickup lines
- You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.

- Do you have a Band-aid?? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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03-17-2009, 03:19 AM
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Location: Ohio
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I go to family reunions in W.va since that is where all my family is from to meet women.
When I see a good looking 2nd or 3rd cousin, I just say "Nice tooth".
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03-17-2009, 06:23 AM
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Location: Triangle, VA
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My name's Mr. Cat, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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03-17-2009, 07:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robhu
I go to family reunions in W.va since that is where all my family is from to meet women.
When I see a good looking 2nd or 3rd cousin, I just say "Nice tooth".
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I guess "we" have to start flashing our teeths to attract persons. 
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03-17-2009, 07:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Cat
My name's Mr. Cat, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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Unemployed gets anyone attention. Any person u meet and hook up with meets my qualification of the "best" futur wife. I guess I would have 2 trythese.
Living with parents  u got my attention already. 
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03-17-2009, 08:01 AM
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Location: San Antonio, TX
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One I heard:
"Hey baby...I'm no Fred Flintstone...but I can still make your Bedrock!"
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03-17-2009, 08:22 AM
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Location: Triangle, VA
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I wish it was Thanksgiving, so I could stuff your turkey!
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03-17-2009, 08:43 AM
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You'll Never Walk Alone
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Columbus, OH
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do you have any English (insert your nationality) in you?? **after she says no** would you like some?
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03-17-2009, 08:50 AM
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"what ever happened to Monkey Man?"
(set 6 days ago)
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in Gene Shallots Mustache
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I'm not realy this tall , I keep my money in my shoes
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03-17-2009, 09:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ulnevrwalkalone
do you have any English (insert your nationality) in you?? **after she says no** would you like some?
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It works 
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