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Old 03-17-2009, 01:13 AM
 
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  1. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
  2. Do you have a Band-aid?? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:19 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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I go to family reunions in W.va since that is where all my family is from to meet women.
When I see a good looking 2nd or 3rd cousin, I just say "Nice tooth".
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:23 AM
 
Location: Incognito
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My name's Mr. Cat, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:12 AM
 
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I go to family reunions in W.va since that is where all my family is from to meet women.
When I see a good looking 2nd or 3rd cousin, I just say "Nice tooth".
I guess "we" have to start flashing our teeths to attract persons.
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:15 AM
 
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My name's Mr. Cat, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Unemployed gets anyone attention. Any person u meet and hook up with meets my qualification of the "best" futur wife. I guess I would have 2 trythese.

Living with parents u got my attention already.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:01 AM
 
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One I heard:

"Hey baby...I'm no Fred Flintstone...but I can still make your Bedrock!"
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:22 AM
 
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I wish it was Thanksgiving, so I could stuff your turkey!
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:43 AM
 
Location: Columbus, OH
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do you have any English (insert your nationality) in you?? **after she says no** would you like some?
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:50 AM
 
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I'm not realy this tall , I keep my money in my shoes
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:00 AM
 
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do you have any English (insert your nationality) in you?? **after she says no** would you like some?
It works
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