How some men describe women

[TheImportersWife]

If I'm trying to describe a woman to my DH or even female friends, I'll use physical characteristics including breast size, especially if they have ample size breasts (they're usually hard to overlook, unlike chicks with small chests.)

[Niceguy89]

Originally Posted by IOPbaby

Don't try to figure out the male brain; you'll never understand it just like they won't understand ours!

Whats not to understand with mens thinking? we are logical, horny and....ah well that sums it up I guess :P

[IOPbaby]

Originally Posted by Niceguy89

Whats not to understand with mens thinking? we are logical, horny and....ah well that sums it up I guess :P

I'll buy the horny part but logical???? (Kidding.)

[North Beach Person]

Originally Posted by temptation001

OK. Fair enough.
But he still gets credit for knowing her name.

And, if she has big boobs, credit for eye color.

[temptation001]

Originally Posted by North Beach Person

And, if she has big boobs, credit for eye color.

LOL. Absolutely!

[DennyCrane]

Originally Posted by PassTheChocolate

A guy I know told me the other day that he saw "Erin" earlier in the day. I asked who Erin was. He said, "You know Erin, works at (restaurant we frequent), blue eyes, blond hair, big boobs.". Well, gee, blue eyes and blond hair narrowed it down. Add the boobs, yah, dead giveaway.

His friends Toby and John might have figured it out with the boobs, but me? I get that a lot of men think along the line of body parts. But if he is trying to get me to remember one gal, among many with blond hair, blue eyes and big boobs that we know, wouldn't it make sense to find some other "attribute" to work my memory with?

Just one of those things that make me go .

Yeah, I hate when guys do this too and I'm a guy. I doubt any of these guys would describe the woman that way if they were having a conversation with their mother. It's one thing to use the obvious physical distinguishing traits. For example, if someone were black or bald, I'd probably use those traits to describe them to someone else. But it's very telling that this guy had to mention breasts.

[spiderbear]

The way my husband describes women, you'd think I'm the only one he's ever seen.

"Your height but taller..your hair color but darker...kind of your shape but not..."

Ok...so..someone who is completely different from me? That helps! I'm the one always asking if it's the blue eyed blonde with the big boobs! At least that's a bit more definitive.

[robertpolyglot]

Seriously, I describe women by the following, and pretty much in this order:
- by what she has accomplished scholastically (mental)
- by what she does, or has done, for a living (mental)
- by her sense of humor and ability to tolerate (my) political incorrectness (mental)
- by her body type / frame - meaning her weight (physical)
- by her face - feminine or not (physical)
I usually stop after those attributes.

[CharlottePirateFan]

Originally Posted by Coolhand68

That's funny, so many guys I know do that. They'll be talking about someone who works in another building and if anyone looks confused about who they're talking about, someone gestures with their hands in front of their chest to imply big boobs without saying a word, then there's a chorus of "oh yeah, now I know who you're talking about".

Hey, we're just better at non-verbal communication I guess.

[Niceguy89]

The boobs thing is simply because we men notice boobs, not like smoke on the horizon but more like a syrringe of heroin straight to the neck... So its because its easy for us to just go through the big titted women we've seen lately...