What is your biggest turn off in a man/woman? (sex, mature)

[nature's message]

Men:
- arrogance
- no sense of humor
- no manners
- poor hygiene
- hair bear
- saggy boobs
- terrible teeth

Women
- catty
- fake
- promiscuous
- terrible teeth
- gold digger
- poor hygiene
- large Pamela Anderson type boobs (MAJOR TURNOFF)

[Huckleberry3911948]

my biggest turnoff re men or women is that they get on CDF and post about the life they would like to live, not the one they have.

[msboom]

in men, (and I guess women, too) poor handling of money. I also dislike sarcasm.

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

Now breastisists - THAT I like.

Here's a website dedicated to the nicknames of the "girls" I'm sure you could find something in there that would be funny.


Nicknames and euphemisms for breasts

[MoonBeam33]

[quote=DaBeez;8497137]Turnoffs once we are in a relationship:

1. Wearing baggy sweatpants and T-shirt to bed. Ugh! Why do women do this?
2. Leaving the bathroom door open when you pee just so you can talk to me.
3. Wearing those big granny panties and worse yet, wearing non matching underwear and bra.
4. Blowing your nose in front of me. Please leave the room if you have to do that. Gross.
5. Routine sex. Same time of day, on the same day, and you do the same things to prepare. Boring.
6. Talking about her mom or any of her friends' emotional issues.
7. Comparing our relationship to relationships in ANY stupid chick flick movie like "Sense and Sensibility", "Lake House", "Runaway Bride", "Shakespear In Love" or any Rupert Everett, Meg Ryan, Hugh Grant, Gweneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston movie.
8. Wanting to talk during an NFL game broadcast.
9. Wearing the one piece swimsuit instead of the two piece bikini.
10. Wanting to clean, dust, fold clothes, or any housework, instead of, or before having sex.


So, basically any average woman on the planet who might not feel like dressing like a stripper for bed and who might have every day concerns or thoughts and dares express them out loud is OUT. Wow.

And I thought I was picky.....

[coco29]

1. Smoker
2. "all about me" attitude
3. No sense of Humor
4. Inconsiderate and Rude
5. No confidence in themselves

[applejuice]

Originally Posted by DaBeez

Turnoffs once we are in a relationship:

1. Wearing baggy sweatpants and T-shirt to bed. Ugh! Why do women do this?
2. Leaving the bathroom door open when you pee just so you can talk to me.
3. Wearing those big granny panties and worse yet, wearing non matching underwear and bra.
4. Blowing your nose in front of me. Please leave the room if you have to do that. Gross.
5. Routine sex. Same time of day, on the same day, and you do the same things to prepare. Boring.
6. Talking about her mom or any of her friends' emotional issues.
7. Comparing our relationship to relationships in ANY stupid chick flick movie like "Sense and Sensibility", "Lake House", "Runaway Bride", "Shakespear In Love" or any Rupert Everett, Meg Ryan, Hugh Grant, Gweneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston movie.
8. Wanting to talk during an NFL game broadcast.
9. Wearing the one piece swimsuit instead of the two piece bikini.
10. Wanting to clean, dust, fold clothes, or any housework, instead of, or before having sex.

Wow...is this a joke?

[funymann]

Originally Posted by coco29

1. Smoker
2. "all about me" attitude
3. No sense of Humor
4. Inconsiderate and Rude
5. No confidence in themselves

"Wheeefeeww....cough, cough!"

"Hand ME the ash tray! Come on...give it to ME!"

"I'm just messing with you."

"I'll get it."

"MOVE!! You're in my way!!!"

"Gosh, I didn't think I could get that by myself."

[funymann]

Originally Posted by applejuice

Wow...is this a joke?

I'll answer that.

Nope.

Why?

You do all 10 don't you?

[LaoTzuMindFu]

Originally Posted by funymann

I'll answer that.

Nope.

Why?

You do all 10 don't you?

LMAO!! Im sure she does all 10. Probably described her perfectly.