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So, I'm out last night with some friends. This Black guy was talking to a guy in our group and they both walked over to me. My friend introduced him and walked off. I knew there was a reason for this, but I talk to everyone so it was no big deal. Some time passed and he started complimenting me, looking at me up and down licking his lips, not porn-like, but somewhat seductively, biting his lower lip and giving me the sexy face.
WTF? This guy actually thought he was soooooo smooth. I could NOT hide my disgust. I asked him what was wrong with his face.
So, I'm out last night with some friends. This Black guy was talking to a guy in our group and they both walked over to me. My friend introduced him and walked off. I knew there was a reason for this, but I talk to everyone so it was no big deal. Some time passed and he started complimenting me, looking at me up and down licking his lips, not porn-like, but somewhat seductively, biting his lower lip and giving me the sexy face.
WTF? This guy actually thought he was soooooo smooth. I could NOT hide my disgust. I asked him what was wrong with his face.
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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....and, um....I think it's pretty safe to say you know what he was thinking. LOLOL Should've told him to put it away before [say something witty here].
The two worst for me were salesmen who sold me things, had my personal info and decided to make use of it.
The first was a furniture salesman who showed up at my doorstep one day in a jogging suit (although it looked like he hadn't broken a sweat) and said he'd been out exercising nearby so he thought he'd come by to see what the furniture looked like in my home. After I let him take a brief look, I hurried him back outside before he could plant his bum on my new sofa.
The second was a car salesman. After the first few courtesy calls about whether I liked the car and had any questions, the calls increased in frequency, even though I told him to stop calling. When he wanted to "take a ride" in the car with me to the beach to see how it handled and, oh, maybe have dinner, I reported it to the general manager.
The two worst for me were salesmen who sold me things, had my personal info and decided to make use of it.
The first was a furniture salesman who showed up at my doorstep one day in a jogging suit (although it looked like he hadn't broken a sweat) and said he'd been out exercising nearby so he thought he'd come by to see what the furniture looked like in my home. After I let him take a brief look, I hurried him back outside before he could plant his bum on my new sofa.
The second was a car salesman. After the first few courtesy calls about whether I liked the car and had any questions, the calls increased in frequency, even though I told him to stop calling. When he wanted to "take a ride" in the car with me to the beach to see how it handled and, oh, maybe have dinner, I reported it to the general manager.
WoW, you must be very good looking.
Would you want to let me check on your computer and see if it works good? LMAO
The jogging salesman sounds like a porn movie plot, hahaha.
The jogging salesman sounds like a porn movie plot, hahaha.
LMAO! Yes it does!
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