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Is it actually possible for a man to fake it without the woman knowing about it ? But, No I have never faked it.
As soon as I saw this thread I started laughing. Quick story (well not so quick but funny - to me anyway - maybe you won't laugh anyway) My roommate was constantly asking my boyfriend to hook her up with one of his friends. So we introduced her to one of his cousins. I thought they hit it off but like 3 months later she was saying he wasn't returning her phone calls, etc. So my boyfriend told me it was because they'd had sex and his cousin wasn't into her anymore. So I'm thinking he was on some "hit it and quit it" type of mission and read him the riot act and guilted him into going out with her again. So the 4 of us went to Busch Gardens for my birthday and decided (last minute) to stay overnight at a hotel. Okay so hotel room + bed+darkness = she was sooooo loud and obnoxious - has anyone ever seen Strictly Business? "To the left, no the left! Go faster! Not that fast!" so he stops and says he was done to which she shouts "I don't believe you, let me see the condom" Craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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As soon as I saw this thread I started laughing. Quick story (well not so quick but funny - to me anyway - maybe you won't laugh anyway) My roommate was constantly asking my boyfriend to hook her up with one of his friends. So we introduced her to one of his cousins. I thought they hit it off but like 3 months later she was saying he wasn't returning her phone calls, etc. So my boyfriend told me it was because they'd had sex and his cousin wasn't into her anymore. So I'm thinking he was on some "hit it and quit it" type of mission and read him the riot act and guilted him into going out with her again. So the 4 of us went to Busch Gardens for my birthday and decided (last minute) to stay overnight at a hotel. Okay so hotel room + bed+darkness = she was sooooo loud and obnoxious - has anyone ever seen Strictly Business? "To the left, no the left! Go faster! Not that fast!" so he stops and says he was done to which she shouts "I don't believe you, let me see the condom" Craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
What's the big deal about faking orgasm's? So she squirms around for a minute, moaning, quivering and panting. Anyone can fake an orgasm. Try faking a smile for ten years. Many men fake happiness in their marriages for years on end. Now there's a challenge!
You can't fake it during oral for sure. And during sex, there's either some on your stomach or your back or other places and even if he doesn't pull out, it'll be coming out of you when you walk around in a few minutes.
Yes, I faked it a couple times with different girls. Something about her behavior bothered me so I didn't want to continue and faked it to stop & go to sleep. And once or twice was with a girlfriend I didn't want to hurt her feelings, it was a long session, she was workin' the hips, but I was tired and it wasn't happening. I had a couple girlfriends really get bothered when "it didn't happen" before, so I figured why not, fake away. One time with this girl, it did happen and she insisted that I had faked it and got really peeved (quite odd actually), though I think she was just acting out, and also she was young so she didn't understand that the 3rd or 4th time there's not much left; I tried to explain that she probably swallowed without realizing, which I wouldn't go through explaining anything these days, I'd just push any girl out of bed that complained, lol, don't like it then get out! (said with a smile)
Well, as far as I can see it. If you have to go to that kind of extreme, your in the wrong relationship, with the wrong person. And its time to move on because your not helping things out and they'll never get any better.
Its true. If a man has to be continually faking it, who is he kidding? Is that really what he wants to be doing for 20 years in a row-faking it?
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? But, No I have never faked it.
Craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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You can't fake it during oral for sure. And during sex, there's either some on your stomach or your back or other places 
