X, Y and Z Need Not Apply (dates, wife, women)

[jtur88]

Suppose you are running a personals ad, trying to find a match. What three words would you put in for X Y and Z.

For instance, I would say:

"Vegetarians, Pet owners and Church-goers need not apply"

(Try to be more imaginative than the obvious "Drug addicts, alcoholics and wife-beaters need not apply".)

[Little Mizz Pittsburgh]

"Bible Thumpers, Anyone involved with law enforcement, and Those clinically diagnosed with a mental disorder need not apply."

[Stac2007]

Originally Posted by jtur88

Suppose you are running a personals ad, trying to find a match. What three words would you put in for X Y and Z.

For instance, I would say:

"Vegetarians, Pet owners and Church-goers need not apply"

(Try to be more imaginative than the obvious "Drug addicts, alcoholics and wife-beaters need not apply".)

Narcissists, anti-motherhood and unorganized women need not apply.

[LaoTzuMindFu]

"Smokers, BBWs and overly religious nutjobs need not apply."

[LaoTzuMindFu]

Or .........

"Single moms, women with lots of tattoos or non-athletic types need not apply."

[Stac2007]

Originally Posted by DaBeez

Or .........

"Single moms, women with lots of tattoos or non-athletic types need not apply."

Yeah tattoos make a woman appear cheap. I mean its nice to see arose on an ankle but a huge tramp stamp on her back and down her ass is rather cheap.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

While I have enjoyed jtur's inputs in "History" and "Great Debates", this is a ridiculous thread.

I have hated prejudice in such ads, growing up as a little boy, religiously reading newspapers.

Personal ads are where racism and prejudices are exercised to their fullest extent.

[Mathguy]

Personally, I would leave off the "need not apply stuff". Describe what you WANT and then filter through the responses. I can tell you from experience that most men and many women do not thoroughly read the information anyway.

For example, I'm a widower and got such questions on my first dates as....
"So, how often do you have your kids?"

and

"How long have you been divorced?"

lol.

[yayoi]

Men who hate animals, who are religious fanatics, or are not open to trying new things need not apply.

[jtur88]

Originally Posted by Colossus_Antonis

I have hated prejudice in such ads, growing up as a little boy, religiously reading newspapers.

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Prejudice haters, grown up little boys, and religious newspaper readers need not apply.