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Old 06-05-2009, 01:48 PM
 
Location: Virginia
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Default When your fat, interracial, alpha male, nice guy friend hooks up on an internet strip club but doesn't get a lapdance...

...Is it considered cheating?

(thought maybe we could consolidate a few threads into one here)

Oh yeah, and who here do you want to date?
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:56 PM
 
Location: Center of the universe
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Why you gotta describe me perfectly? And no I don't cheat, but would if my wife would let me.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:45 PM
Status: "soft lips are open. them knuckles are pale" (set 23 days ago)
 
Location: Texas
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I got another one for you. "How can I meet a girl that doesn't think I'm a creepy stalker, social retard, and how can I sleep with her if my penis is only half circumsized, prefer porn to the real thing, and have can't get hard with her looking at it?
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:48 PM
 
Location: Virginia
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I got another one for you. "How can I meet a girl that doesn't think I'm a creepy stalker, social retard, and how can I sleep with her if my penis is only half circumsized, prefer porn to the real thing, and have can't get hard with her looking at it?
I see we're definately going to have to hope we get some experts in here to answer our questions...
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:52 PM
 
Location: ID
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I see we're definately going to have to hope we get some experts in here to answer our questions...
Sorry you got so inspired by the "would you speak to an obese person?" master thread!

Never fear, hlep is on the way!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:55 PM
 
Location: Coachella Valley, California
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...Is it considered cheating?

(thought maybe we could consolidate a few threads into one here)

Oh yeah, and who here do you want to date?
It's sad really, the guy does everything ... EVERYTHING ... and still can't get a lapdance. I just don't get it.
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:59 PM
 
Location: CITY OF ANGELS AND CONSTANT DANGER
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hilarious!!!



i will about it tho.
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Originally Posted by Rhett_Butler View Post
...Is it considered cheating?

(thought maybe we could consolidate a few threads into one here)

Oh yeah, and who here do you want to date?
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Old 06-05-2009, 05:48 PM
 
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...Is it considered cheating?

(thought maybe we could consolidate a few threads into one here)

Oh yeah, and who here do you want to date?
OMGosh....causing trouble again, huh !!!
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:28 PM
 
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Can't forget the guys with the small packages who can't get a call back. So they have to pay for sex.
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Old 06-06-2009, 11:04 AM
 
Location: New Milford, NJ
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Oh yeah, and who here do you want to date?

I want to date YOU Rhett!!! lol.. Oh yeah, I want you badly....
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