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08-07-2009, 10:56 PM
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99% of Females will let you down...
What I mean is they rarely live up to the hype.
You could put so much effort into pulling the baddest chick. But when u finally get her to the crib, she takes off the heels, and aint so tall. You hit the coochie and it aint as good as you thought it would be. You get past the small talk and realize she cant offer much knowledge to you.
You get past the facade of her fashions and realize she has no money and is struggling like everyone else. **** w/ all the time you wasted messing with this female you could have been on the web researching funds, or studying to be an expert in some field. Something along those lines. If you can see where i'm coming from, you'll see why it makes no sense to belly ache over females who aint receptive to you.
Stressing over how to approach a female is pointless. Who cares what you say. Just step to her, chop it up, set something up, get the draws, and keep it movin. Gettin dissed by some chick isnt embarrassing. Whats embarrassing is being a grown man, with no ends and no real skills. After all is said and done most females are barely worth the effort anyway.
Just my 2 cents...thoughts?
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08-07-2009, 10:58 PM
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~Dancin in the moonlight~
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I got the popcorn! 
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08-07-2009, 10:58 PM
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If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy
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Wow, you are really setting yourself up for a flogging, aren't you?
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08-07-2009, 10:59 PM
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If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moonshadow
I got the popcorn! 
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Why am I always left having to get the beer and lawn chairs??? 
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08-07-2009, 11:00 PM
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Accessory to Public Urination
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"The ladies are gonna love ya T-Bone..." -Jerry Seinfeld-
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08-07-2009, 11:02 PM
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I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.
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08-07-2009, 11:02 PM
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If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Cat
I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.
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Did you bring any snacks??
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We are all in the same boat, in a stormy sea and we all owe each other a terrible loyalty.
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08-07-2009, 11:04 PM
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Location: I'm around here someplace :)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrstewart
Did you bring any snacks??
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*passes around a large plate of fresh, homemade brownies*

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08-07-2009, 11:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrstewart
Did you bring any snacks??
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A pocketful. 
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08-07-2009, 11:04 PM
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Location: SoCal - Sherman Oaks & Woodland Hills
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TDE
What I mean is they rarely live up to the hype.
You could put so much effort into pulling the baddest chick. But when u finally get her to the crib, she takes off the heels, and aint so tall. You hit the coochie and it aint as good as you thought it would be. You get past the small talk and realize she cant offer much knowledge to you.
You get past the facade of her fashions and realize she has no money and is struggling like everyone else. **** w/ all the time you wasted messing with this female you could have been on the web researching funds, or studying to be an expert in some field. Something along those lines. If you can see where i'm coming from, you'll see why it makes no sense to belly ache over females who aint receptive to you.
Stressing over how to approach a female is pointless. Who cares what you say. Just step to her, chop it up, set something up, get the draws, and keep it movin. Gettin dissed by some chick isnt embarrassing. Whats embarrassing is being a grown man, with no ends and no real skills. After all is said and done most females are barely worth the effort anyway.
Just my 2 cents...thoughts?
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Very funny Chris Rock.
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