Member's Celebrity Roast (Relationship Section Edition) (interest, guys, personality, personal)

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by the old man

agreed is it worthwhile to brush 14 teeth?

I'd think so. The tooth brush was invented in Arkansas... If it was anywhere else it would be the teeth brush.

[picklejuice]

This thread is too funny!

[WhistlerMCMLV]

I just want to say one thing about our beloved member yellowsnow: She has rotten taste in men.

The only thing positive you can say about her SO (and I know him very well---he stares back at me from the mirror every day when I shave) is that he has exquisite taste in women.

[tommere]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

I just want to say one thing about our beloved member yellowsnow: She has rotten taste in men.

The only thing positive you can say about her SO (and I know him very well---he stares back at me from the mirror every day when I shave) is that he has exquisite taste in women.

She might have terrible taste in men, but she does have great taste in profile pics.....there are numereous leg men on here that hadn't seen her yet...

[mountainman51]

I think sex with someone named 'yellowsnow" would be boring. My dad told me to never eat yellowsnow.

[Capt. Dan]

Originally Posted by mountainman51

I think sex with someone named 'yellowsnow" would be boring. My dad told me to never eat yellowsnow.

Damn! Good advice though!

[funymann]

Originally Posted by mountainman51

I think sex with someone named 'yellowsnow" would be boring. My dad told me to never eat yellowsnow.

Thanks to your Dad my Lemon SnoCone business just closed.

[funymann]

Originally Posted by lionking

to be continued as I feel like it.

What? You have nothing on me?

[funymann]

Originally Posted by lionking

Have patience woman!, just gotta find the right post with the right timing. I'll shall not let ye go unroasted ok?

dang sophia I just read thru a bunch of your posts and you give notta dirt on yourself. It is all cut and dry short comments and serious stuff. I need some clues help out, lets hear some kink....

I'll be secretly patiently waiting. buhahaha!!!!

She is hot and likes guns.

[lionking]

himain, a member who's posts live up the forum. Just trying to find the right guy, but it can be a jungle out there. Speaking of jungle, her new guy surprised her with one that could compete with the rain forest.

Personal hygiene

This song goes out to you himain...


‪Welcome to the jungle By Guns N' Roses with lyrics‬‏ - YouTube


Now himain, if your new guy doesn't work out, I know a guy who has told me he has seen your profile and thinks you have it going on. He is kind of shy so he asked me to show his pic.