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Dirty talk is like swearing. Some people are true artists. Others just make you bust out laughing at how bad they are with it.
Precisely!!! I've tried to explain for YEARS the artful use of swear words.... Simply dropping an F-bomb is crass, but a well-timed use of an F-Bomb is expressive and, in many cases, hysterical....
I feel I'm an artist in that respect. However, with dirty talk?? I think I'd sound like Oprah unloading a string of obscenities... Just awkward and out of place....
I absolutely LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVE being talked TO that way however...
I love love LOVE to role play in the sack. Dirty talk is the foreplay that heats up the moment and rolls us into playing games that really turns us on.
It took years before my straight laced-starched shirt and tie wearing husband was even comfortable at dirty talk, and honestly the first few times he tried it I bit the pillow to not laugh. Poor guy.
It's almost like oral sex, if you don't show em how you like it, how can they ever get good at it?
Dirty talk works best for us when we slip into roleplaying roles that we enjoy. For example, DH becomes the cop and I the dirty ***** avoiding arrest, and he happens to catch me alone "off the record" and really starts with the foul language.
Years ago I had two different girlfriends talk to me dirty in bed......for me at the time, it was a HUGE turn-on!!! Good part about both of these women, they ONLY talked that way in bed......nowhere else and that I really liked!!Today, being 20 years older now, at 60, and knowing my wife would NEVER talk that way nor would she want me talking that way, those days are long-gone (and it don't bother me at all)!
But, at the time...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES!!!
It's nice when they're speechless. Too bad they're not like that ALL of the time.
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