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Old 09-07-2009, 11:07 AM
 
Location: Omaha
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He's just a douche on the loose
lol
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:08 AM
 
Location: NoVa
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They cancelled the delivery ups had to come tomorrow.
Does UPS run on Labor Day? He may be out of luck again!
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:09 AM
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Location: Tall Building down by the river
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How is any of that foreplay?
Safeplay I guess is a more accurate description. I'm no going to use foreplay anymore because mu goal is not have sex. Just to have a relaxing evening with a cute girl
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:12 AM
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Location: Tall Building down by the river
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Does UPS run on Labor Day? He may be out of luck again!
PPS delivers on Labor Day
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:12 AM
 
Location: NoVa
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Compulsive masterbation does trigger an over release of seritonin(sp?) to the brain. It's like a constant delusional high i suppose...
Oh geez I am cracking up so badly here.

And I would like to thank the Academy... lol and blah blah blah
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:14 AM
 
Location: NoVa
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Safeplay I guess is a more accurate description. I'm no going to use foreplay anymore because mu goal is not have sex. Just to have a relaxing evening with a cute girl
Safeplay, that is a good one. I am gonna tell my SO about that one when I don't really wanna get naked.

Oh wait! Skip that! The relaxing evening sounds good though...
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:20 AM
 
Location: Omaha
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Safeplay, that is a good one. I am gonna tell my SO about that one when I don't really wanna get naked.

Oh wait! Skip that! The relaxing evening sounds good though...
TVGuy's "Safeplay" = No Play
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:23 AM
 
Location: NoVa
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TVGuy's "Safeplay" = No Play
I guess I could do that too. LOL.

Such a nice rainy day here. Thanks all for making me laugh today!!!
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:38 AM
 
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She didn't cancel on you at the last minute - she canceled on you before the first minute.
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:46 AM
 
Location: Falls Church, VA
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Oh Dear Lord!!! I have never laughed so hard You people are made of awesome
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