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I mentioned this in a post several months ago but--The strangest thing I have been asked is-- a nun asked me if I would have sex with her!!!!!!!!!!! No I didnt!!!!!!!!!
Whoa! Capt Dan! LOL You could have made this womans day!!!
Whoa! Capt Dan! LOL You could have made this womans day!!!
She was VERY Beautiful! And young too. We were staying at the same hotel in California. But it just seemed so creepy! Now if we were just role playing as part of sex, no problem! But she was really a nun! About scared this young [at the time] Baptist boy out of his pants!! Pun intended.
I once had this guy come up to me and start speaking to me in Spanish. I politely told him that I didn't speak Spanish. He then starts berating me and telling me to stop denying my heritage. He was really pretty irked with me.
I told him I wasn't any flavor of Latin and he just muttered to himself as he walked away.
I once had this guy come up to me and start speaking to me in Spanish. I politely told him that I didn't speak Spanish. He then starts berating me and telling me to stop denying my heritage. He was really pretty irked with me.
I told him I wasn't any flavor of Latin and he just muttered to himself as he walked away.
I have had the reverse happen; lots of times I would speak Spanish to people and they look at me like I'm ET, or ask me how I learned. That only happened in California though. On the East Coast the assumption is that I do speak Spanish.
Had an ex-girlfriend who went into the bathroom, minutes later screamed "Oh my god!" "Come see this!"...I go dashing over there and she points to the toilet then asks "Can you believe such a huge turd came out of my little butt?" Not one of her finer moments, but not the strangest either.
I always get the "what are you". It really irritates me because I think it is rude. Depending on how much of a smart-*ss I am that day, my response can vary. Can't go eat mexican without staff thinking I speak spanish....hence seeniorita. However, I am Native American which nobody ever guesses.
Had an ex-girlfriend who went into the bathroom, minutes later screamed "Oh my god!" "Come see this!"...I go dashing over there and she points to the toilet then asks "Can you believe such a huge turd came out of my little butt?" Not one of her finer moments, but not the strangest either.
... Ummm.... I don't even know what to say .... lol
... Ummm.... I don't even know what to say .... lol
Just another "Coolhand Crazy"...
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