This girl I talked to for the first time was a little "TOO KINKY" (single, attractive)

[JeepGirl118]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

I explain in a PM

Um. Er. Heh. Um. I don't see anything below involving baked goods.

Panty Cakes:

Urban Dictionary: panty cake

You LIKE that?

[FBJ]

Originally Posted by JeepGirl118

Um. Er. Heh. Um. I don't see anything below involving baked goods.

Panty Cakes:

Urban Dictionary: panty cake

You LIKE that?

That's not my defintion

[JeepGirl118]

Uh huh. . .

[smlgrl]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

I will always choose football over a woman, sorry. Football is where I go to get comfort and peace.

I turn off my phone until 10pm on Football Sundays

Huh? Are you for real pal? O. M. G.!!!!!

Let me get this straight... If you happened to get a quality woman of your dreams (but this seems unlikely so far), and she was butt naked and wanted to jump your bones, you would rather watch a football game that you could record and watch later?????? AND..... you turned down a perfectly date-worthy girl because she was too kinky for you?

Methinks a woman will always choose another man or even a decent vibrator over you, sorry. That's where they will go to get comfort and peace...

Maybe you should forget women and stick with your hand and some astroglide and your sports? Seems like the sensible solution to your problems.

[FBJ]

Originally Posted by smlgrl

Huh? Are you for real pal? O. M. G.!!!!!

Let me get this straight... If you happened to get a quality woman of your dreams (but this seems unlikely so far), and she was butt naked and wanted to jump your bones, you would rather watch a football game that you could record and watch later?????? AND..... you turned down a perfectly date-worthy girl because she was too kinky for you?

Methinks a woman will always choose another man or even a decent vibrator over you, sorry. That's where they will go to get comfort and peace...

Maybe you should forget women and stick with your hand and some astroglide and your sports? Seems like the sensible solution to your problems.

I would never moo for sex while the games are on. Now basketball YES, Football NO

I love Footbal more than anything in this world

[smlgrl]

Originally Posted by STT Resident

There are no sufficiently expressive emoticons available.

^ This.


I'm wondering why this thread even exists now. Might as well chop off your equip now, man. That is, if you have it... You're never going to use it.

[FBJ]

Originally Posted by smlgrl

^ This.


I'm wondering why this thread even exists now. Might as well chop off your equip now, man. That is, if you have it... You're never going to use it.

I can use AFTER the games go off

[JeepGirl118]

Originally Posted by smlgrl

^ This.


I'm wondering why this thread even exists now. Might as well chop off your equip now, man. That is, if you have it... You're never going to use it.

Maybe he lost it in cheesecake.

[JeepGirl118]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

I would never moo for sex while the games are on. Now basketball YES, Football NO

I love Footbal more than anything in this world

It's the guys uniforms, isn't it?

[FBJ]

Originally Posted by JeepGirl118

It's the guys uniforms, isn't it?

No matter what it is, Football is more exciting to me than being around women.

1. Football
2. Women