Women in Philly now are asking do you have any Health Problems????-lol (children, friends)

[Pikantari]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

Tall, Attractive, Intelligent, Ambitious, Independent, Funny, Romantic, and live in a beautiful neighborhood

pic please.

I know a guy with all of those qualities. Maybe not intelligent ENOUGH though.

Nice looking kid, good guy, all that crap. He has made a few mistakes in his life. But he is all of the above.

I took him back behind the courthouse yesterday to see his PAROLE OFFICER because he needed a ride.

So, I am waiting waiting waiting and his gf is sitting in the car next to me and starts cussing like she has lost her mind... I know we have not been sitting here waitin all this time and that p officer is just now walking up there. He hasn't even been in there this whole time!

Oh good Lord have mercy!

The man walks past the front of my vehicle with the hugest smile on his face.

Uh-Oh! Not five minutes later comes this guy with said above qualities walking just ahead of the parole officer with a free ticket to jail.

Hand cuffed and all.

Wow. I told SO later that day this guy looked like a natural in those cuffs.

So, are you all of the above but can wear cuffs?

Are you all of the above, but not really? What gives here?

[njguy]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

Well I'm gifted below the belt

A Bow Tied Pink Ribbon is not going to cut it.

[MAtheBanker]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

Well I'm gifted below the belt

Apparently. Did the 3 or 4 women you've slept with (like we all believe that) tell you that?

Them telling you while they were drunk doesn't count.

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by MAtheBanker

Apparently. Did the 3 or 4 women you've slept with (like we all believe that) tell you that?

Them telling you while they were drunk doesn't count.

They were all his cousins so they're family and don't count either.

[JeepGirl118]

Originally Posted by MAtheBanker

Intelligent? Name one way you're intelligent.

Attractive? Just because the mirror told you so doesn't mean it's true.

Funny? To your own expense.

Live in a beautiful neighborhood? YOU RENT, and can't even pay it on time!!!

Sorry, she was talking about REAL qualities. Not platonic ones.

You forgot about the "Independent" part, unless he has found a new job. Just a few short months ago he was securing his credit card away in the closet so he did not use it when he lost his job, not even for groceries. Things could have changed though. Hopefully.

[MAtheBanker]

Originally Posted by JeepGirl118

You forgot about the "Independent" part, unless he has found a new job. Just a few short months ago he was securing his credit card away in the closet so he did not use it when he lost his job, not even for groceries. Things could have changed though. Hopefully.

I'll give him the independent part, provided he doesn't live with his parents. I wouldn't be surprised if he does...

[WestPhillyDude75]

Originally Posted by MAtheBanker

I'll give him the independent part, provided he doesn't live with his parents. I wouldn't be surprised if he does...

Nope haven't live at home since 99

[JeepGirl118]

Originally Posted by MAtheBanker

I'll give him the independent part, provided he doesn't live with his parents. I wouldn't be surprised if he does...

Well, independent means more than just wiping his own butt and mixing his own Fruit Loops, as an adult. He could be pawning things off to make bills. I don't know. Would that still be considered "independent?" With as much as he posts in his forums and works Craigslist - I have no idea when he would be working. Hell! 2+2 does not even add up whereas time is concerned to when he would be seeing any female at all in person!!!

[MAtheBanker]

Originally Posted by JeepGirl118

Well, independent means more than just wiping his own butt and mixing his own Fruit Loops, as an adult. He could be pawning things off to make bills. I don't know. Would that still be considered "independent?" With as much as he posts in his forums and works Craigslist - I have no idea when he would be working. Hell! 2+2 does not even add up whereas time is concerned to when he would be seeing any female at all in person!!!

I consider independence having a job, living away from mommy and daddy, paying your bills (on time), owning a car/house, etc. Stuff us adults do...

He may be independent by my definition, but he is no adult

The only time I'm on CD is when I'm at work, I have a LIFE outside of it, and I don't spend my free time scouting out men on craigslist, POF, or whatever sites he uses. Lord help me, I might run into TVSG...

[Odie]

Well it's kinda like when you pre-screen your woman for children.....sucks doesn't it? Being pre-screened....now ya know how it feels...but you're much more brutal when you ask potential dates these kinda questions.