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Old 09-24-2009, 01:43 PM
 
Location: Henderson, NV
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Originally Posted by Whyte Byrd View Post
That's sweet. Men can be so cooperative sometimes. Sooo self-sacrificing.
We aim to please. But I set my limits at grovelling. I have standards you know.
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:46 PM
 
Location: Henderson, NV
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Then I'd have to reapply my mascara
Oh!!! They have medication for premature ******* now.
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:49 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Lest see:

Pants at knee level plus a single thrust should take about 15 seconds. The 25 second version is on the gold menu. Its the h'orderve called "about the ankles" and it comes with a term of endearment.
Don't they also have the Titanium Level Quickie -

-open fly, uh, oh, done.
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:49 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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Nice.

You have a problem lasting?

Why does that NOT surprise me?
cyber stalker
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:52 PM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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Now, far be it for me to sit back and coach anyone's quickies but, why would you want to go and make it a quickie if you had access to those surroundings?

depends on whats happening over to the skinny dipping swimhole & sandy beach bikini area...



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Old 09-24-2009, 01:53 PM
 
Location: Orlando, FL
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Oh!!! They have medication for premature ******* now.
It's not premature...if he'd give me a signal then I'd have plenty of time to move but for some reason he never does
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:12 PM
 
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Don't they also have the Titanium Level Quickie -

-open fly, uh, oh, done.
_______________________________________

"For The Executive On The Go..."

You're a powerful captain of industry and you don't have time to waste. So when you bring your secretary along on your next board meeting, don't bother with wine and roses and suites at Trump Towers.

Instead, pull out your Titanium Quickie and be back in the thick of financial warfare in under 8 seconds, GUARANTEED!!!No more uncomfortable farewells, no more excuses for the wife about those stains in the Benz - just fast, instant relief!

Don't settle for any of the other Quickies on the market - they just can't hold a candle to your new, personalized Titanium Quickie!

(not available in PA, NY, NJ or CA; offer void where prohibited; see TitQuick.com for a prospectus; Quickies portrayed in this commercial are exceptional - your results may vary)
The health department closed us down until we discontinued "rusty zipper". It came with a side of flies.
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:20 PM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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It's not premature...if he'd give me a signal then I'd have plenty of time to move but for some reason he never does
There's only one way to fix this but I don't want to get the thread closed down.
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:26 PM
 
Location: Henderson, NV
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It's not premature...if he'd give me a signal then I'd have plenty of time to move but for some reason he never does
Too much information....I was joking natalay...... Just joking....
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:33 PM
 
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Just curious, wow quick is a quickie? And is it all about him to finish (quick)?
Al Bundy style. Less than a minute.
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