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Old 09-28-2009, 05:03 PM
 
Location: Las Vegas
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My SO and I have the kind of relationship where laughter is not against the rules, as it is. And that extends to our intimate life together. Without divulging details (I am, after all, a chronic gentleman and, besides, she's standing above me with loving but firm hands on my shoulders, in fine proximity to my neck), I have her permission to share this:

Last night, snuggled to the tune of Sleepless in Seattle (we never get tired of that film), I happened to have an ear cocked against her shoulder and, mindful that she has particularly deep and hollow arm pits, I gazed upon her and said what was literally true---I could hear the ocean in her arm pits.

As God is my witness I was being romantic. I wasn't going for a laugh. But as God is her witness, she hasn't quit laughing yet. She just came thisclose to choking on a Ritz cracker to prove it.

I'm pretty certain that I'm the only man in the history of romance who ever heard the ocean in his lover's arm pits. ("Or, at least, was stupid enough to say so," chimes my SO---still with hands near my neck, of course.)

Let the record show, however, and again without divulging details, that it didn't kill the mood.

So we got to wondering. Assuming you, too, have such intimate relationships that laughter is not barred from your truly intimate interludes, what's the funniest line you or your SO have ever delivered? (With or without killing the mood . . . )
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:09 PM
 
Location: Bon Temps
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Sometimes I get the giggles and just cannot stop... that does seem to kill the mood though.
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:12 PM
 
Location: Las Vegas
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Sometimes I get the giggles and just cannot stop... that does seem to kill the mood though.
Could it depend on what it was that provoked the giggles? (Assuming it wasn't your partner, that is . . . )
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:17 PM
 
Location: Bon Temps
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Like being ticklish, or something is said.
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:52 PM
 
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So your SO is going to choke you if you write something she didn't give you permission to write?
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:08 PM
 
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While he was in the bathroom, I once wrapped myself in that yellow and black 'Caution' tape you see at construction sites and crime scenes. It was laughter central and didn't ruin the mood.

We often got into fits of laughter where I actually fell off the bed.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:10 PM
 
Location: John & Ken-ville
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You can hear oceans galore - but when you hear the seagulls caw - it's time for her to change her deodorant.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:16 PM
 
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We laugh frequently during intimate times. Maybe not every time, but we are both fun loving, happy people and I can't imagine not being able to laugh/giggle from time to time. Right off hand I am unable to provide a specific example that wouldn't get cut, but believe me, we do laugh and it doesn't spoil anything.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:22 PM
 
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My SO and I have the kind of relationship where laughter is not against the rules, as it is. And that extends to our intimate life together. Without divulging details (I am, after all, a chronic gentleman and, besides, she's standing above me with loving but firm hands on my shoulders, in fine proximity to my neck), I have her permission to share this:

Last night, snuggled to the tune of Sleepless in Seattle (we never get tired of that film), I happened to have an ear cocked against her shoulder and, mindful that she has particularly deep and hollow arm pits, I gazed upon her and said what was literally true---I could hear the ocean in her arm pits.

As God is my witness I was being romantic. I wasn't going for a laugh. But as God is her witness, she hasn't quit laughing yet. She just came thisclose to choking on a Ritz cracker to prove it.

I'm pretty certain that I'm the only man in the history of romance who ever heard the ocean in his lover's arm pits. ("Or, at least, was stupid enough to say so," chimes my SO---still with hands near my neck, of course.)

Let the record show, however, and again without divulging details, that it didn't kill the mood.

So we got to wondering. Assuming you, too, have such intimate relationships that laughter is not barred from your truly intimate interludes, what's the funniest line you or your SO have ever delivered? (With or without killing the mood . . . )
that's just too cute
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:23 PM
 
Location: Las Vegas
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So your SO is going to choke you if you write something she didn't give you permission to write?
Not if I can help it . . .
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