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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I
die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died she would put all of the money
in the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting
next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she came over with the box
and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked
the casket down and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool
enough to put all that money in there with your
husband."
The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian; I
can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put
that money in that casket with Him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
with him?
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and wrote him a check! . If he can cash it,
he can spend it."
I am a very good cook, however men who ASSUME that its my lot in life to do so, never get to taste the proof...
As for dresses, my wardrob is made up of shorts and sandals and the occasional warm up suit for when it gets cold here...
My daugters father insisted that I keep my long hair...he was adamant but when it came to how he kept his hair, he seemed to go out of his way to upset me...shaved one time, full beard and long hair the next...to all this I said nothing...until I went and cut all my hair off, I brought it home in a large zip lock bag, when he got on the porch of the house, I told him to close his eyes, I have a surprise for you (he was expecting something ALOT more titilating then he got), he walked in the house with his eyes closed, I put the bag of hair in his hands, he stared and finally realized I had cut my hair...it was really hilarious...
vasinger since you have so many comments about women....what do you look like?.....?
I don't know why what I look like would matter. I just like women to wear dresses instead of trousers. I'm not a sexist at all. I just wish we could go back to the days when girls were girls and men were men.
Yup, lets go back to the utopia of the 1950s when everyone knew their place!!!!! Vasinger, you were born in the eighties I do believe, and with comments like the above, you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.
Sunny ... there are plenty, and I mean plenty of pictures of Vasinger on some of the other threads. Infact, just google his name and you will see even more.
To the OP, funny story! That lady had smarts
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