What's the ole joke here?
The guy was heading out to a Halloween costume party. He grabbed his stuff for his costume and left his wife at the house. She was kinda mad he left her at home but she wasn't feeling that good.
While at the party the husband met up with some old buddys and they decided to play some cards in another room. He then spent the rest of the night there.
Well, at home the wife decided she felt good enough to go to the party. She put on her slinky costume and decided to surprise her husband at the party.
While at the party the wife went looking for her husbands costume. She caught sight of him. She grabbed him and led him off to another room where they had wild sex. It was amazing.
She then slipped out of the party and headed home early.
The wife was alittle upset that he actually had sex with her and was going to confront him when he came home.
He walked in and she said, "How was the party?"
He responded, "It was alright. I met up with couple of old friends and we played cards in another room the whole night."
"That's it? Nothing else?"
"It was alright I guess. Your Dad looked like he was having a blast at the party though. I gave him my costume to put on and he seemed to having the time of his life."