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Old 12-17-2009, 12:15 AM
 
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Ah hell, give me a break.

So his Kipper Dipper wasn't exactly cooperating. Next time, buy him some Viagra and forget about it.

Seriously, you have to step out of your self-conscious body and take a look at things from a different angle. Five years is quite a bit of time, and people change during that time. It's a fact - it's just the way life is. Thing is, he had all this pent up excitement about seeing you, coupled with the fact that, in his own mind, he was extremely nervous about being with you again. At first, he's worried that you'll still like him, and then when you meet, he's worried about saying the wrong thing.. Finally, when you two end up Skinning A Dingo Upside Down, he's so nervous that he just simply can't get his Ankle Dangler up off the floor.

So, he left, broken and dejected, feeling like a failure because everything didn't go as planned. I mean, this isn't an easy thing for a guy to handle. It had nothing to do with you.. So, at this point, just reassure him that everything's fine.. He needs to feel like it wasn't his fault, and that his manhood's still intact. Just simply tell him that the two of you went too fast, and with all the anticipation and anxiety, neither one of you would have performed as well as you usually do. Then, leave it at that, and make another date with him.

I wish you both the best..
I just learned a bunch of new terms. Hmm. Guess I've lived a sheltered life.
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:16 AM
 
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Originally Posted by UrbanBlasphemy View Post
Ah hell, give me a break.

So his Kipper Dipper wasn't exactly cooperating. Next time, buy him some Viagra and forget about it.

Seriously, you have to step out of your self-conscious body and take a look at things from a different angle. Five years is quite a bit of time, and people change during that time. It's a fact - it's just the way life is. Thing is, he had all this pent up excitement about seeing you, coupled with the fact that, in his own mind, he was extremely nervous about being with you again. At first, he's worried that you'll still like him, and then when you meet, he's worried about saying the wrong thing.. Finally, when you two end up Skinning A Dingo Upside Down, he's so nervous that he just simply can't get his Ankle Dangler up off the floor.

So, he left, broken and dejected, feeling like a failure because everything didn't go as planned. I mean, this isn't an easy thing for a guy to handle. It had nothing to do with you.. So, at this point, just reassure him that everything's fine.. He needs to feel like it wasn't his fault, and that his manhood's still intact. Just simply tell him that the two of you went too fast, and with all the anticipation and anxiety, neither one of you would have performed as well as you usually do. Then, leave it at that, and make another date with him.

I wish you both the best..
lmao, ^^ Urban, you save me so much typing...with better grammar, more well spoken points, and just plane regular coherency.

Can't rep you, but the intention is here.
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