All I want for Christmas is? (best, Florida, Oklahoma, TX)

[artyst]

all i want for christmas is for my house to appreciate, my house to appreciate, my house to appreciate......oh and i want the love of my life. is that too much to ask for???

[PassTheChocolate]

Twelve cooks a-cooking
Eleven sous chefs chopping
Ten liquors pouring
Nine guests a-gifting
Eight gifts unwrapping
Seven for re-gifting
Six geese a-praying
Five loaves of foie graaaaaaaas
Four wealthy men
Three dying
Two great attorneys
And a Patridge named David Cassidyyyyyyyyyy

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by Odie

I want my neighbor to fall in the snow and smack his head. Same goes for the New Year.

HAHA! So, you hate your neighbor too? Don't get me started on mine...but I think we already had a thread addressing that topic.

[Morphous01]

Originally Posted by PassTheChocolate

Twelve cooks a-cooking
Eleven sous chefs chopping
Ten liquors pouring
Nine guests a-gifting
Eight gifts unwrapping
Seven for re-gifting
Six geese a-praying
Five loaves of foie graaaaaaaas
Four wealthy men
Three dying
Two great attorneys
And a Patridge named David Cassidyyyyyyyyyy

lol!!

[Odie]

Originally Posted by Jays1983

HAHA! So, you hate your neighbor too? Don't get me started on mine...but I think we already had a thread addressing that topic.

My neighbor is an alcoholic redneck bast*rd. At least he doesn't even look at me anymore or wave like an idiot ever since I told him, " I don't like you". Apparently he was highly offended by that lol....I could have said a lot worse than that.

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by Odie

My neighbor is an alcoholic redneck bast*rd. At least he doesn't even look at me anymore or wave like an idiot ever since I told him, " I don't like you". Apparently he was highly offended by that lol....I could have said a lot worse than that.

Interesting, seems you and I both have the same problem with our neighbors. How funny would that be if we were actually each other's neighbors? lol

Here's the thread, my rant is on the first page.

http://www.city-data.com/forum/relat...-fall-off.html

[Odie]

Oh ****znitz.....LOL....Jay, that post actually made me laugh really hard!!! LOL!!!! The black inflatable Santa LOL

I think our neighbors might be related lol...most likely inbreeds from the backwoods of Arkansas....no offence to Arkansas lol.

I did shovel snow earlier and made sure I threw some over on his crappy ass shrubs.... that he waters in the RAIN while puffing his cigar...which I hope he chokes on when he falls and smacks his head.

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by Odie

Oh ****znitz.....LOL....Jay, that post actually made me laugh really hard!!! LOL!!!! The black inflatable Santa LOL

I think our neighbors might be related lol...most likely inbreeds from the backwoods of Arkansas....no offence to Arkansas lol.

I did shovel snow earlier and made sure I threw some over on his crappy ass shrubs.... that he waters in the RAIN while puffing his cigar...which I hope he chokes on when he falls and smacks his head.

Lol, "crappy ass shrubs". I actually did laugh out loud for that one. You have the whole "lousey attitude humor thing" going on... which is my favorite sense of humor. Keep up the good work chica.

[Odie]

Originally Posted by Jays1983

Lol, "crappy ass shrubs". I actually did laugh out loud for that one. You have the whole "lousey attitude humor thing" going on... which is my favorite sense of humor. Keep up the good work chica.

HA...glad I am snowed in this Xmas Eve and can amuse you lol....

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by Odie

HA...glad I am snowed in this Xmas Eve and can amuse you lol....

Really, Where ya from? I'm snow screwed for the next few days also.