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Old 01-22-2010, 01:28 PM
 
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He'd be OK if he's taken to a taxidermist first! Those little ones are the most annoying yappers!
Surprisingly, he's not a yapper at all. In fact, he's smarter than any big dog I have ever owned.

 
Old 01-22-2010, 01:29 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Whatever makes people think I'll look beyond their adipose For all the time spent here, 500 calories a day in the gym would help find a boyfriend. It's not too late until the 50th birthday comes up. There's still hope left.
 
Old 01-22-2010, 01:47 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Surprisingly, he's not a yapper at all. In fact, he's smarter than any big dog I have ever owned.
Really? They all seem to suffer from the small-dog syndrome and try to "prove" themselves all the time.

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Whatever makes people think I'll look beyond their adipose For all the time spent here, 500 calories a day in the gym would help find a boyfriend. It's not too late until the 50th birthday comes up. There's still hope left.
Whazzup, hon'? You started worrying me... You're not making any sense anymore! Are you addressing somebody? Me...? Have ya unleashed some weird hormones?
 
Old 01-22-2010, 01:50 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Whazzup, hon'? You started worrying me... You're not making any sense anymore! Are you addressing somebody? Me...? Have ya unleashed some weird hormones?
You know who it's addressed to

Hint: This person owns a torture machine called the donkey.
 
Old 01-22-2010, 01:52 PM
 
Location: North Carolina
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Surprisingly, he's not a yapper at all. In fact, he's smarter than any big dog I have ever owned.
Do you carry him around in one of those little pink dog carriers and bring him into the mall with you?
 
Old 01-22-2010, 01:52 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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You know who it's addressed to

Hint: This person owns a torture machine called the donkey.
Oh, OK. In this case there's no need to worry about her adipose!

I admit I had to look it up.
 
Old 01-22-2010, 01:53 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Do you carry him around in one of those little pink dog carriers and bring him into the mall with you?
He's a manly man - he probably wears a pink shirt to match while doing that, too!
 
Old 01-22-2010, 02:02 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Oh, OK. In this case there's no need to worry about her adipose!

I admit I had to look it up.
You know for darn sure I'm not worried about pork. I don't even order it off the menu

You should try tying shoe laces on running shoes standing up. There's no more deeply moving religious experience than that. Failing to do this is what will truly worry me, personally.
 
Old 01-22-2010, 02:03 PM
 
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Do you carry him around in one of those little pink dog carriers and bring him into the mall with you?
Look, it's a long story how I ended up with him, so back off!!

And no, he travels in my man bag.
 
Old 01-22-2010, 02:05 PM
 
Location: North Carolina
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Look, it's a long story how I ended up with him, so back off!!

And no, he travels in my man bag.
Awwww...was he one of Paris Hiltons extra doggies?
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