What's the deal with fat lazy men? (women, husband, pictures)

[Capt. Dan]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

Now THAT is such a turn on.........btw...are you fat too? Oh yeah, and do the ball-scratching thing....that is so freakin' hot!

Now I WOULD fetch YOU a beer! Oh those Carolina girls!!!!!!!!!!!

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by Capt. Dan

Now I WOULD fetch YOU a beer! Oh those Carolina girls!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd better be careful Capitan! I would turn you into a beer-fetchin', toe-rubbin, cookin-eggs-butt-naked sex slave!

[Capt. Dan]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

You'd better be careful Capitan! I would turn you into a beer-fetchin', toe-rubbin, cookin-eggs-butt-naked sex slave!

If I had a dime for every time a woman promised me this I'd be a rich man!!!!!!!!! Want some grits to go with those huevos? Maam?

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by Capt. Dan

If I had a dime for every time a woman promised me this I'd be a rich man!!!!!!!!! Want some grits to go with those huevos? Maam?

Yes, and keep those boots and ranger hat ON please! I like my men sexy AND official looking!

[Ticatica]

Originally Posted by gwynedd1

Why do they sit on the couch all day eating pizza, drinking a six pack and not helping around the house?

We need a thread like this. Don't we?

Hilarious! I love it! We certainly do needa thread like this!

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by gwynedd1

Why do they sit on the couch all day eating pizza, drinking a six pack and not helping around the house?

We need a thread like this. Don't we?

Because they want someone to do everything for them.

I'm the opposite. I never sit on the couch, I never drink and I don't watch tv, though I do have pizza from time to time.

[1AngryTaxPayer]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

Now THAT is such a turn on.........btw...are you fat too? Oh yeah, and do the ball-scratching thing....that is so freakin' hot!

Naw, too into triathlons but I do like beer

[Capt. Dan]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

Yes, and keep those boots and ranger hat ON please! I like my men sexy AND official looking!

Maybe if I practice HARD enough I can learn to rub your toes with one hand and do the "ball scratching thing" with the other! Not sure what to flip the eggs with but maybe we can think of something!

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by Capt. Dan

Maybe if I practice HARD enough I can learn to rub your toes with one hand anddo the "ball scratching thing" with the other! Not sure what to flip the eggs with but maybe we can think of something!

Ok Capitan....you see right there....you just ruined the fantasy. You are such a man!

[Capt. Dan]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

Ok Capitan....you see right there....you just ruined the fantasy. You are such a man!

I'm sorry!!!!!!