My boyfriend of 5 years thinks i'm too fat (ugly, personal, pictures)

[mango tango]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

I have a certain strain of mastophobia

There was a boob thread on relationships once and some jackass posted pics of some porn star who had jugs bigger than the milk jugs in my fridge. It seemed like they popped out of my computer and boxed my face, making me fall backward along with my chair on to the ground and fracture my neck.

There's a point where boobs cease to be lovely breasts and instead become gigantic flotation devices. I believe you have observed that point, my friend.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by Hawk J

I Love Boobs in ALL sizes.

Trust me, there are sets out there which are bigger than a boxing bag

And you know what that does to you, vacillate on to your face and knock your teeth out

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by 2RUGGED4YOU

You saw the pic, eh?LOL..........

My Eyes will be HAPPY Forever.





hahahahaha

[Dorrans]

OP, stop eating all the pies, okay? And start doing some jugging.

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

Trust me, there are sets out there which are bigger than a boxing bag

And you know what that does to you, vacillate on to your face and knock your teeth out

well, i don't really care for the fake Medicine ball size.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by Dorrans

OP, stop eating all the pies, okay? And start doing some jugging.

You mean jogging??

[Dorrans]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

You mean jogging??

Aye I meant jogging. For some reason I had huge jugs [boobs] in my mind when typing that.

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

You mean jogging??

Jigging is a successful fishing method.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by 2RUGGED4YOU

You saw the pic, eh?LOL..........

What picture??

[floridadreamer]

There's something going on with him besides 10 pounds.