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Old 01-29-2010, 11:41 AM
 
Location: So. of Rosarito, Baja, Mexico
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman?

ages 8,18,28,38,48,58,68 and 78

At age 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story.

At age 18 you tell a story and then take her to bed.

At age 28 you don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At age 38 she tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At age 48 she tells you a story to AVOID going to bed.

At age 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story.

At age 68 if you take her to bed that"ll be a story in itself.

At age 78 What story?, What bed?,...Who the hell are you?


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190,374 people are having SEX right now

212,130 are kissing right now

and one poor B****** is reading this E-MAIL

so..........................

You hang in there Sunshine.
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:45 AM
 
Location: Incognito
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Awesome!
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:47 AM
 
Location: Between Philadelphia and Allentown, PA
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Love it!!!
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:47 AM
 
Location: US
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LMAO! This was entertaining and so true!!
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:53 AM
 
Location: Incognito
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Originally Posted by Maria19 View Post
LMAO! This was entertaining and so true!!

Maria...

The most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard.
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria...

All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria...
Maria, Maria...

Maria!
I’ve just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly the name
Will never be the same
To me.

Maria!
I’ve just kissed a girl named Maria,
And suddenly I’ve found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

Maria!
Say it loud and there’s music playing
Say it soft and it’s almost like praying
Maria...
I’ll never stop saying
Maria!

Maria
Say it loud and there’s music playing
Say it soft and it’s almost like praying
Maria
I’ll never stop saying Maria!
The most beautiful sound I ever heard
Maria.


Thank you very much!
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:03 PM
 
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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Originally Posted by Mr.Cat View Post
Maria...

The most beautiful sound Iíve ever heard.
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria...

All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria...
Maria, Maria...

Maria!
Iíve just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly the name
Will never be the same
To me.

Maria!
Iíve just kissed a girl named Maria,
And suddenly Iíve found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

Maria!
Say it loud and thereís music playing
Say it soft and itís almost like praying
Maria...
Iíll never stop saying
Maria!

Maria
Say it loud and thereís music playing
Say it soft and itís almost like praying
Maria
Iíll never stop saying Maria!
The most beautiful sound I ever heard
Maria.


Thank you very much!
Be careful El Gato! Men who know the lyrics to West Side Story songs could be thought of as playing for the other team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:07 PM
 
Location: in the good ol' South
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That is FUNNY!
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Old 01-29-2010, 02:40 PM
 
Location: Incognito
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Be careful El Gato! Men who know the lyrics to West Side Story songs could be thought of as playing for the other team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wouldn't artsy like that?
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Old 01-29-2010, 04:42 PM
 
Location: Sydney
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Lol very funny! Good one steve! ;]
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Old 01-31-2010, 12:59 PM
 
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That would be even funnier if it weren't so true... LOL. Good one.
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