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Yeah, my doppelganger has been wanting to get out of the house lately!
I should warn all the guys though that although my doppelganger does possess a pretty awesome rack and a pathetic excuse for morals, she also has rather rampant anger issues. So if you take any pride in your family jewels, beware. She'll be the one sitting at the bar guzzling dirty martinis and wearing the leopard print dress.
I'll be in the hot tub drink in hand, pretending not to notice the firm calves and cleavage on all the lovely "doppelgangers" in attendance. First one to dance on the table/bar gets to drink for free all night on me! Well not ON me, but, well, you know.
Summer 2011 is a long way, but if I am within a days drive of Vegas I am there. If I have to fly, that may take some more planning on my part, but let's call it a 50-50 chance for now.
I should warn all the guys though that although my doppelganger does possess a pretty awesome rack and a pathetic excuse for morals, she also has rather rampant anger issues. So if you take any pride in your family jewels, beware. She'll be the one sitting at the bar guzzling dirty martinis and wearing the leopard print dress.
Mine is very polite, nice matronly type. She will be dressed in a long sleeved shirt, long khaki skirt, socks and loafers. No make up and hair in a bun. Drinking milk in the corner.
Mine is very polite, nice matronly type. She will be dressed in a long sleeved shirt, long khaki skirt, socks and loafers. No make up and hair in a bun. Drinking milk in the corner.
Of course, you know all the guys are going to be thinking there's a freak hiding under all that cloth and milk. Watch out for the ones that are wearing zoot suits and have porn mustaches.
...and imaginations will run wild at the sight of those "milk mustaches".
LMAO! Got milk?
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