Epic failures in the bedroom (family, realize, cry, giving)

[sophialee]

Originally Posted by PJ8

When I was in my 20s (long ago!), my boyfriend and I were in his convertible, tooling down the interstate. I was wearing a low-cut blouse and a miniskirt, and was leaned over, snuggled up close to him, with my hand on his thigh. (This was before seatbelt laws. ha) He had the CB radio on and we could hear a trucker's conversation. He was talking about US! Said some stuff about the hot chick putting the moves on the driver in the blue convertible. I was so embarrassed, I could've died. But then, my bf said something like, "Well, if they really want a show, let's give it to them!" So, inhibitions now gone with the wind, I ended up giving him a B J right there on the interstate, with Mr. Trucker watching the whole time. We're lucky no one drove off the road!

Oh, to be young and carefree again!

You should change your name to BJ8.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by himain

HAHA---I used to do stuff on purpose on a road trip just to give the truckers a nice day!!

Tease . No wonder I hated off highway work so much.

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by sophialee

You should change your name to BJ8.

haha! tried to rep ya

[PJSinger]

Originally Posted by sophialee

You should change your name to BJ8.

OMG, that is so funny! And I can't help blushing! I didn't realize my post would create such a stir!

[2RUGGED4YOU]

Originally Posted by PJ8

OMG, that is so funny! And I can't help blushing! I didn't realize my post would create such a stir!

So you say!LOL....... Rugged would change a few letters in your user name and create a bigger one!LOL.......... HKP7M8

[Driller1]

One of my employees asked to borrow my car. He had a blind date he wanted to impress.

Got to work a little late, returned the car.

I had to go somewhere and the car smelled BAD. I looked and there was a few short dark hairs and a little blood on the seat. I am PISSED!!!

I go to the job site to scream at him. I asked if he "had a good time".

To my surprise he said, "no", it was awful". "I hit her dog, we spent the night at the vet's office, it cost me $800". "BTW, we took the dog in your car. I will finish cleaning it after work".

I felt so bad I took the car to be cleaned. He married the girl.

[Kishka]

Originally Posted by Driller1

One of my employees asked to borrow my car. He had a blind date he wanted to impress.

Got to work a little late, returned the car.

I had to go somewhere and the car smelled BAD. I looked and there was a few short dark hairs and a little blood on the seat. I am PISSED!!!

I go to the job site to scream at him. I asked if he "had a good time".

To my surprise he said, "no", it was awful". "I hit her dog, we spent the night at the vet's office, it cost me $800". "BTW, we took the dog in your car. I will finish cleaning it after work".

I felt so bad I took the car to be cleaned. He married the girl.

Classic...

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by Driller1

One of my employees asked to borrow my car. He had a blind date he wanted to impress.

Got to work a little late, returned the car.

I had to go somewhere and the car smelled BAD. I looked and there was a few short dark hairs and a little blood on the seat. I am PISSED!!!

I go to the job site to scream at him. I asked if he "had a good time".

To my surprise he said, "no", it was awful". "I hit her dog, we spent the night at the vet's office, it cost me $800". "BTW, we took the dog in your car. I will finish cleaning it after work".

I felt so bad I took the car to be cleaned. He married the girl.

Haha, so was that a joke or for real? Either way, great story.

[teatime]

Originally Posted by mango tango

I can't remember any intensely awkward moments, although there was that one time when X couldn't get it up. But that wasn't too big of a deal. He'd been drinking a little too much; it happens.

One of my friends though has a great story. She was with this guy and he was on top. Apparently, his chest was all in her face and he kept rhythmically saying, "It's going to get better. . . It's going to get better. . . It's going to get better." She looked at me and went, "It didn't."

ROFLMAO!!!! OMG, that's like "The Little Engine That Could!"

[temptation001]

One time a few years back, I had just started seeing this guy that ended up being my boyfriend. We ended up on his bed and realized we wanted to go on. But he didn't have any condoms. He asked if we should stop, and I didn't want to. So there we were naked brainstorming about where on earth we could get some condoms at 2 in the morning.

He mentioned to me that his friend, who lived upstairs, had shown him the bunch of condoms he had gotten recently. So I told him to go upstairs to go get some from his friend. But he said he was naked and in no condition to go anywhere. Then he kiddingly told me that I should go ask his friend for the condom. I told him I would. He didn't beleive me, even as I exited the room....

I showed up at his friend's apartment and knocked on his door. Nobody answered at first. Then I could see someone looking at me from the other side of the peephole, So I waited a little longer. Finally he opens the door, gives me a "this better be good" kind of look and asks me what I want. I told him "XXXX told me that you have condoms". He gives me this look like "Are you out of your mind?" He says " You woke me up at this hour to ask me if I have condoms?" Lol. "Yup", I answered almost wanting to run downstairs and laugh and cry at the same time. But I stood there, like a champ, until he gave me the condom.

Then I ran downstairs and told my boyfriend. He was wide -eyed, still naked in bed. The next day, the news had traveled everywhere. I was embarrassed, but the guys gave me points for courage. Still, I will never do that again. Waking people up in the middle of the night so they could give me a condom...