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Old 02-10-2010, 08:44 AM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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I wouldn't call them 'epic' disasters - rather more funny with a touch of humiliation and these two were almost identical. It also has nothing to do with being over weight neither one of us was or is.

Once, on a glass kitchen table the glass broke and we went crashing to the ground right in the middle of everything.

One of the reasons I bought this house was because of the two trees in the back yard. They were the perfect size and distance apart for a hammock. The S/O and I rigged up the hammock onto the trees and had the down comforter in the hammock and some wine and crickets and it was in the middle of the nights and again - the ropes weren't tight enough around the tree and we came crashing down to the ground.

No one got hurt either time and in fact much laughter ensued.
Great stories, Thursday!
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:56 AM
 
Location: Verde Valley AZ
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She said, "I think I need to go home and use the restroom." To which I replied, "Yes, I think that is for the best."

The evidence will show that I really didn't do anything wrong. Is there no other guy online right now?
Yes you did do something wrong. You let her 'force' you to invite her over to eat your soup! You didn't HAVE to, did you?

Geez, men have a gross sense of humor. But I grew up with my dad and four brothers so it doesn't bother me unless it gets REALLY gross. Even then it mostly makes me laugh. My dad did that "pull my finger" thing my whole life and I've known men who would fart under the covers and then WAVE them! Such little boys. LOL
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:08 AM
 
Location: Verde Valley AZ
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I don't remember any epic failures but I remember once when the bed fell. The slats under the bottom mattress had worked loose!

Probably the most embarrasing...but later on really funny!...experience I ever had was on my honeymoon. Driving down the highway and my dh decides he'd like a BJ so I said "okay". Well, next thing I know there's a Greyhound bus passing us and people staring out the windows at...US! What was even more weird was a couple months later there was a cartoon in a Playboy showing that exact same thing...including the Greyhound bus!

My son was a long haul truck driver so had a good view of people in cars. Some of the stories HE had to tell were VERY funny!
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:37 AM
 
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I don't remember any epic failures but I remember once when the bed fell. The slats under the bottom mattress had worked loose!

Probably the most embarrasing...but later on really funny!...experience I ever had was on my honeymoon. Driving down the highway and my dh decides he'd like a BJ so I said "okay". Well, next thing I know there's a Greyhound bus passing us and people staring out the windows at...US! What was even more weird was a couple months later there was a cartoon in a Playboy showing that exact same thing...including the Greyhound bus!

My son was a long haul truck driver so had a good view of people in cars. Some of the stories HE had to tell were VERY funny!
Yeah you can see a lot from a truck. Something to think about when you pass a semi. Makes driving interesting sometimes.
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:40 AM
 
Location: Verde Valley AZ
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Yeah you can see a lot from a truck. Something to think about when you pass a semi. Makes driving interesting sometimes.
When I was younger I used to flirt with the truckers on long road trips. I had a CB radio in my car so I could hear them yakking back and forth. What's really funny is when they are talking about YOU, don't know you can hear them and then do a "breaker breaker" on them. Fortunately I never heard "bad stuff" about me. Whew! I didn't have a whip antenna so it was hard to tell I had a radio. Ahhhh, the good ol' days.
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:51 AM
 
Location: Southern California
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We bought our house in a new development, and did not have window shutters and no curtains yet because I was painting the rooms different colors.

After we finally moved the bed in the our room, we wanted to do it, but we had no curtains yet, and right across our bedroom window our neighbors had their curtains open and light on.

I decided to use those Blue Painting tape and tape up flat sheet to cover the window.

The tape & sheet passed my wife's scrutiny and we proceeded to having sex on our bed.

In the heat of the moment, one corner of the tape & sheet starting falling, and falling, and kept falling to reveal our naked bodies entwined in the dark, but bathed in the light of the neighbor's open window... and there across the way were two wide eyed kids witnessing our deeds.

The good news is that the neighbors were just renting the place and has since moved out. For those first few years, we kept hidden from those neighbors.

As for how we handled that situation, I grabbed the comforter, and wrapped the wife and I, and we head out in the hallway and continued the deed on the hardwood floor. What can I say, the show much go on.

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Old 02-10-2010, 03:19 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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When I was younger I used to flirt with the truckers on long road trips. I had a CB radio in my car so I could hear them yakking back and forth. What's really funny is when they are talking about YOU, don't know you can hear them and then do a "breaker breaker" on them. Fortunately I never heard "bad stuff" about me. Whew! I didn't have a whip antenna so it was hard to tell I had a radio. Ahhhh, the good ol' days.

When I was in my 20s (long ago!), my boyfriend and I were in his convertible, tooling down the interstate. I was wearing a low-cut blouse and a miniskirt, and was leaned over, snuggled up close to him, with my hand on his thigh. (This was before seatbelt laws. ha) He had the CB radio on and we could hear a trucker's conversation. He was talking about US! Said some stuff about the hot chick putting the moves on the driver in the blue convertible. I was so embarrassed, I could've died. But then, my bf said something like, "Well, if they really want a show, let's give it to them!" So, inhibitions now gone with the wind, I ended up giving him a B J right there on the interstate, with Mr. Trucker watching the whole time. We're lucky no one drove off the road!

Oh, to be young and carefree again!
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:26 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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When I was in my 20s (long ago!), my boyfriend and I were in his convertible, tooling down the interstate. I was wearing a low-cut blouse and a miniskirt, and was leaned over, snuggled up close to him, with my hand on his thigh. (This was before seatbelt laws. ha) He had the CB radio on and we could hear a trucker's conversation. He was talking about US! Said some stuff about the hot chick putting the moves on the driver in the blue convertible. I was so embarrassed, I could've died. But then, my bf said something like, "Well, if they really want a show, let's give it to them!" So, inhibitions now gone with the wind, I ended up giving him a B J right there on the interstate, with Mr. Trucker watching the whole time. We're lucky no one drove off the road!

Oh, to be young and carefree again!
Oh wow, brings back memories.

Wife then gf did that while I was driving my Nissan Sentra on the way to Arizona.

As a return favor, I gave her digital stim while I drove from Phoenix on the way to the Grand Canyon.

My car was stick.
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:50 PM
 
Location: Verde Valley AZ
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When I was in my 20s (long ago!), my boyfriend and I were in his convertible, tooling down the interstate. I was wearing a low-cut blouse and a miniskirt, and was leaned over, snuggled up close to him, with my hand on his thigh. (This was before seatbelt laws. ha) He had the CB radio on and we could hear a trucker's conversation. He was talking about US! Said some stuff about the hot chick putting the moves on the driver in the blue convertible. I was so embarrassed, I could've died. But then, my bf said something like, "Well, if they really want a show, let's give it to them!" So, inhibitions now gone with the wind, I ended up giving him a B J right there on the interstate, with Mr. Trucker watching the whole time. We're lucky no one drove off the road!

Oh, to be young and carefree again!
Oh my!! LOL So you've experienced hearing guys talk about you too?? Sometimes it's fun. As long as it's not bad. Glad to know I'm not the only one who did the BJ thing on the interstate!!

I wonder who'd have been at fault if there HAD been an accident!

I was really young too...in my 20s. I could tell you some really fun experiences I've had but looking back now it could have been kinda dangerous too. Luckily I always ran into good guys and never had any problems. Would I do those things now?? Not on your life!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 04:53 PM
 
Location: Way up high
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Yeah you can see a lot from a truck. Something to think about when you pass a semi. Makes driving interesting sometimes.

HAHA---I used to do stuff on purpose on a road trip just to give the truckers a nice day!!
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