Relationships Chat Thread Part 7 (settle, woman, looking, different)

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by spinx

A couple of people have used that one on me, but I don't know why.

The former poet in me says that it's because the only other word that rhymes is "stinks"...hardly a romantic word.

Send me a picture of your Workout Pirate (aka pirate in spandex) outfit and we'll talk.

Deal!

*starts pulling on black spandex pirate pants with "KISS ME BOOTY" on the backside...*

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by spinx

Puss in Boots. Fitting. LOL


Sorry, Sifu.

Meh...I've been called worse.

...like Puss Pirate, Bitchy Buccaneer and Porno Privateer.

[the minx]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

The former poet in me says that it's because the only other word that rhymes is "stinks"...hardly a romantic word.




Deal!

*starts pulling on black spandex pirate pants with "KISS ME BOOTY" on the backside...*

Don't forget the eye patch. You'll need it after the "stinks" comment. lol.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by spinx

Don't forget the eye patch. You'll need it after the "stinks" comment. lol.

I think you'll enjoy where I wear it...

[the minx]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I think you'll enjoy where I wear it...

If it's over your mouth, yes.


Oh Sifu. How is it possible that you tear yourself away from all the fun to be had here to be a monk?

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I think you'll enjoy where I wear it...

LOL <blank parser>

Originally Posted by spinx

If it's over your mouth, yes.


Oh Sifu. How is it possible that you tear yourself away from all the fun to be had here to be a monk?

It's criminal, isn't it?

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by spinx

If it's over your mouth, yes.

*Sifu spinning towards the earth in flames*

Oh Sifu. How is it possible that you tear yourself away from all the fun to be had here to be a monk?

A monk must do what a monk must do, dear.

...either that, or be committed to the loony bin...

...or appear on the next episode of "CELEBRITY SEX ADDICTS"

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

*Sifu spinning towards the earth in flames*


A monk must do what a monk must do, dear.

...either that, or be committed to the loony bin...

...or appear on the next episode of "CELEBRITY SEX ADDICTS"

I hear ya...

I should be doing Monk like things......

[the minx]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

*Sifu spinning towards the earth in flames*

What do I win?


It's is criminal, Sea. Just plain crazy. tsk tsk.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

I hear ya...

I should be doing Monk like things......

Well, the scenery is to die for, but the food's for s**t.