What is the first thing you would do if you woke up a member of the opposite sex (love, call)

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by spinx

Men have the appropriate equipment and they still wizz all over the seat. I don't know how it would be any different for a female who did the same.

Well, some people could miss a target at 10' with a shotgun, but others could hit a half-dollar at 100' with a BB gun...

[Chowhound]

I'd play with my breasts....


Sorry if that sounds creepy. I really do like the ladies.....





*Mrs. Chow mutters under her breath "Gross".

[2RUGGED4YOU]

Scratch my b**** and fart! Er, not my b****!ROTFLMAO.............

[2RUGGED4YOU]

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!LMAO.............

[KittySkyfish]

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Compare girl and boy parts?

[TheBeagleLady]

Originally Posted by spinx

Men have the appropriate equipment and they still wizz all over the seat. I don't know how it would be any different for a female who did the same.

True, but that's just because they're lazy.

This is getting complicated. I think I'd just prefer to stay a female. LOL

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by KittySkyfish

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Compare girl and boy parts?

Lol, you aren't awakening as a hermie...

[KittySkyfish]

Originally Posted by Jays1983

Lol, you aren't awakening as a hermie...

So I'd be waking up with the less-similar sex? "ooh, I have one of those too but it's a bit dusty..."

[Jays1983]

Originally Posted by KittySkyfish

So I'd be waking up with the less-similar sex? "ooh, I have one of those too but it's a bit dusty..."

You'd be waking up with a penis, hun. Nothing more, nothing less.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Jays1983

You'd be waking up with a penis, hun. Nothing more, nothing less.

Well, 2 less things come to mind...