Best Place to Land a Wealthy Man (wives, married, girls)

[artichoke63]

Okay, I've been reading the thread Trophy Wife and I've just become inspired to become one. I'm so tired of work, work, work, work, work. I can't take it anymore. Starting tomorrow morning, I'm going to kick off these Berkinstock sandles. I'm not going to wear this Gap sweatshirt either or these baggy, faded, second hand black sweatpants. I'm going to put on the glitz and the glam and find me a rich man!!! Somebody please point me in the right direction. Which town should I start with? Where should I go?

Cheers,

Artie (drinking champagne)

P.S. Getting my toenails painted tomorrow too!

[SmerkyGrl]

Depends, are you just looking for wealthy? Because Harvard professors can generally be considered "wealthy"...though not filthy stinking rich. Heirs to fortunes can also be considered "wealthy" from their trust fund...but there's a chance they'll be too busy to actually call you since they'll have 20 other girls to please. The head of a gang or a drug trafficking business can probably trump all of those people...but you might get shot if you peeve him off

[artichoke63]

SmerkyGrl,

Excellent questions. Important distinction to make! I am looking for "Cultured Wealthy" as opposed to "Criminal Wealthy." I do not need filthy stinking rich. What I'm looking for is more along the lines of buy-all-the-shoes-you-want kinda guy. And I want to quit my job and focus full time on looking fantastic and decorating! These are my new goals. Don't you love them???

Kisses,

Artie

[pirate girl]

Artie, can I come along on your fishing expedition? I'll take your leftovers!!

[SmerkyGrl]

Originally Posted by artichoke63

SmerkyGrl,
These are my new goals. Don't you love them???

No, not really. I'm an A type personality and I like to work and make more money than my significant other. Anything less seems superficial to me but hey, whatever floats your boat

[artichoke63]

Originally Posted by SmerkyGrl

No, not really. I'm an A type personality and I like to work and make more money than my significant other. Anything less seems superficial to me but hey, whatever floats your boat

SmerkyGirl!

If making more money than you significant other is a priority to you, then you sound a bit masculine energy to me. And that's cool, don't get me wrong, but you can't pair masculine energy with masculine energy. I'm a feminine energy. I want a man who I respect to take the lead. I'll follow my man.

Cheers!

Artie

[moonsavvy]

Artie, you're not serious...are you?


Well after I read what you've been wearing I have a very strong urge to go down there and help you get a wardrobe makeover. What are you wearing? It's all wrong.

[artichoke63]

Originally Posted by pirate girl

Artie, can I come along on your fishing expedition? I'll take your leftovers!!

Yes, come along! We're getting are toes and fingernails painted tomorrow, and then we're having coffee and scrambled egg whites at Urth cafe! We'll spend most of the afternoon shopping for panties and bras at Century City and then off to the gym !!! Our hard work at the gym will be rewarded later when we head out to.. hmmm... let me think. Where do you want to go in order to be seen? The Lobster in Santa Monica?

Artie

[SandyCo]

I love this thread!!! I think we should all do our best to make Artie a smashing success in her new endeavor.

First of all, Artie, you need cosmetic surgery - the works. I don't care how old you are or what you look like. Everyone knows that a good trophy wife is always working on the "maintenance", right? You could start with an eye lift, and go on to a nose job... There are payment plans now! You could have the surgery and pay it off in five years - kind of like a new car. Your new life awaits; do it now!

[momof2dfw]

Try out for any of the basketball teams cheer/dance teams. That is one sure fire way to attract several men w/ $$$$$. Now are you wanting to stay in California? Or is relocation possible? If you want to stay in California realize the man your after is probably working a LOT of VERY long, long hours. So while he may have lots of dough he will have very little time. Or do you want a man in another area of the same profession as that Cali dude that works less hours, makes lots of good dough, has time to spend on hobbies, vacation, lunch, hang out w/ friends, etc? In that case you need to head to cities w/ lots of up and coming single professional men. I really hate to say this but there are plenty of them around me. Well, the ones around me are already married and us ummm Trophy Wives will not let you have them. For one they already know it would cost them too much to leave us. LOL!! Just kidding bout being a Trophy Wife but hey if anyone wants to call me that, COOL . But seriously I do see guys all the time at things like sporting events with a Trophy on their arm. Some of them are old and bad dressers and you know darn well she is a "paid date". But there are plenty of guys that are single and good looking that are working their way up. You gotta be in a city that is good for the guy to go out on his own as far as business and the sky is the limit. Yet he does not have to work so hard that he can't take off and go sailing thru the Carribbean w/ you lounging on the deck in your to die for swimsuit.