OK! So I have a bit of a problem here... (women, younger)

[TheImportersWife]

Why do you have to choose? They're both asking for exclusivity?

[teatime]

I think you know the best answer. There's really no problem. You just wanted us to know that you have an 18-year-old in the picture.

[CESpeed]

Originally Posted by raa1371

What are you choosing for? A relationship or just fun?

Relationship--#2

Just fun -- #1

What raa said.

[AllAboutEve]

Originally Posted by cuinlalaland

A problem of the best kind to be sure

Behind Door #1 we have a beautiful 18 year old girl. She likes nice clothes and showing off her body. Her idea of a good time is partying till dawn. She loves money. My friends don't think much of her and she doesn't think much of them! She knows I'm 15 years older than her and have no money to speak of and have no intention of supporting her lifestyle.

Behind Door #2 we have a 20-something (OK I don't know how old she is exactly) girl with a heart of gold. She dresses plain, she acts plain, and she looks plain. All of my friends love her to pieces. Her idea of a good time is swinging in a hammock on a lazy summer afternoon. She doesn't care about money but she would like to travel.

Both of these girls have expressed interest in me. Now let's just assume for argument sake that taking them both back to my place for a little ménage à trois is not on the table.

Who to choose?

Oh God!! This is the douchiest question I've yet to read.

[cuinlalaland]

Would it make a difference if I corrected the age difference? I'm actually 14 years older than girl #1, not 15 years.

[malamute]

Originally Posted by cuinlalaland

Would it make a difference if I corrected the age difference? I'm actually 14 years older than girl #1, not 15 years.

No -- as along as she's over 18 and easy - what difference does age make? It's not as though you're looking for marriage material. Party on!

[Yzette]

Originally Posted by AllAboutEve

Oh God!! This is the douchiest question I've yet to read.

LOL! Yes. It kind of struck me that way, too.

First of all, I think it would be not too bright to mess with an 18-year-old who "loves to party until dawn." How is this 18-year-old getting the booze with which to do all of that partying?

Wait. Don't tell me.



Hmmmm...



I know! She gets older men to buy it for her! BRILLIANT!

Next up: "I'm pregnant."

The sequel: "But officer, he got me drunk and raped me."

Come on. When thinking, use the cerebrum, not the corpus cavernosum.

[AllAboutEve]

Originally Posted by Avienne

LOL! Yes. It kind of struck me that way, too.

First of all, I think it would be not too bright to mess with an 18-year-old who "loves to party until dawn." How is this 18-year-old getting the booze with which to do all of that partying?

Wait. Don't tell me.



Hmmmm...



I know! She gets older men to buy it for her! BRILLIANT!

Next up: "I'm pregnant."

The sequel: "But officer, he got me drunk and raped me."

Come on. When thinking, use the cerebrum, not the corpus cavernosum.

"I'm an older guy who is dating this hot 18 year old who likes to dress half naked and get sloppy drunk."

Translation: I'm an old perv.

[cuinlalaland]

LOL now you're starting to make me feel sorry for her

[Shkumat]

The above two posts by AllAboutEve and Avienne reminded me of that joke:

Two women are discussing a colleague:
1: I can't believe this old perv is having an affair with that young dumb b***h!
2: I know! She's like 18! What can they possibly be talking about? How can he be even interested in her?
1: I agree! Can't he find someone mature and intelligent?
A husband of one of them, overhearing the conversation:
H: Well, unlike you, it's not the brain that we like to f***.